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And the cherry on top the looking bus ride. Think it took longer than the flight from George. And the best. The absolute last baggage carousel. Not sure you could have planned it better!!!

@FlySafair when your airline is no longer on time anymore so you park at Cargo!!! Ridiculous. Crew were horrid. Capt couldn't open is mouth. Worst flight ever with FlySafair!!!

@Eskom_SA Thanks to this!!! Vorna Valley has no power. IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So maybe include areas who are affected because of this. YOU DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#EskomGauteng
#EmergencyMaintenance
#Midrand
#StatusUpdates

Maintenance continues in Barbeque Downs, Kyalami Glen and Waterfall due to further work that had to be conducted. Electricity supply is currently affected, and we anticipate that work will be concluded at 18:00.

We apologise for the inconvenience this causes.

Of course the variant Sa has identified is one & only one that transmits humans to humans. And of course they allowed a women to arrive in SA via passenger aeroplane . and of course they took days to start contact tracing.And of course there a jab almost ready .All a coincidence

@mvankerkhove @nicd_sa @WHO @DrTedros @Chikwe_I Of course it's a human to human transmittable virus. You fuckers are at it again!! And why the fuck did we let these people into our country!!! You can take any vaccine you think you are going to shove down are throats and shove it up your ass!!!

Incredible work of @nicd_sa, South Africa in sequencing the #hantavirus There has been excellent collaboration as @WHO works to coordinate efforts and actions of governments, experts around the world, the Ship to keep people safe. @DrTedros @Chikwe_I cnbcafrica.com/2026/two-cases…

@SABCNews Besides the money, you know what would be really nice is locking up everyone from top to bottom who was involved. Not just a slap on the wrist and saying give back the money 😡

WATCH | President Cyril Ramaphosa says the Zondo Commission of Inquiry recovered R16 billion and that it will never be deemed a waste of money.

@ginnydmm And breezes through a major intersection where the traffic lights have not worked for months on end and the rest of us have to pray for our lives trying to go through it. His buddy @Lesufi @GautengProvince @MyJRA couldn't care. His motorcade is a menace in the area.

Apparently “Paul Mashatile at it again into oncoming traffic”

“The majority of South Africans are unemployed because they’re unemployable, they’re unemployable because they don’t have the necessary skills to drive a modern economy. We boast about having so many people on the SASSA social welfare program as if it’s an achievement whereas it’s a failure.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦

@MyJRA @CityofJoburgZA @RegionF_Joburg @_ArriveAlive @GPDRT_ @DadaMorero @JoburgMPD @JDA_joburg @CityPowerJhb and yet YOU still haven't BOTHERED to FIX the ones on Allandale and Greig. Lots of finger pointing as to who should fix. We don't care!! CAN SOMEBODY FIX THE LIGHTS AT THAT INTERSECTION!!!!!!

Traffic Signal Repair Update🚦 Today, our technical team successfully repaired a non-functional traffic signal at Miriam Makeba St & Fox St. The controller box, which had been knocked down, was reinstated and the signal is now operational. @CityofJoburgZA @RegionF_Joburg

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@MyJRA @CityofJoburgZA @GPDRT_ @_ArriveAlive @JDA_joburg @JoburgMPD @CoJTransport @ReaVayaBus @GTP_Traffstats Do any of you travel down Allandale. The ones at Allandale and Greig are not working for months NOW!!! Reported a zillion times. Not bothering to get ref numbers anymore. YOU JUST IGNORE THEM ANYWAY. How about you all have a Lekgotla to decide who fixes them, asseblief!!!

National Transport Conference | Day 2 The JRA team continued engaging with industry experts at our exhibition stand. As the conference moved into critical breakaway sessions, our Executive Management Team was in attendance to contribute to the national transport agenda.

@Lesufi One ticket system and taxis.... 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Gauteng Intergrated Transport Master Plan proposes expansion and building of roads and rail and introduction of one ticket system to be used in taxis, busses and trains to build a seamless public transport system. #GrowingGautengTogether

@SAgovnews Just another turd on top of a miserable cake. Electricity up, petrol up, cost of living up - hate is not a strong enough word how to feel about any Politician or Government in this country.

Eskom will implement tariff adjustments for the new financial year from April for its direct customers, while municipal customers are expected to see increases from July. The increases – 8.76% for Eskom customers and an average of 9.01% for municipal customers – were approved and announced by the National Energy Regulator of South Africa in February. tinyurl.com/m67mzzzt #GovZAUpdates

@Broughty80 @JordiGriff You forgot the red ribbon and big scissors.

@JordiGriff Well of course... Cue a couple more security guards, a fixed fence and a photo op

Zille marches to Yeoville reservoir. Exposes there is no security, climbs the stairs to the thing, there's holes in the fence. Shows how people are drawing water openly from the reservoir and folks are bringing their washing to the reservoir to clean. City condemns her🤣🤣🤣

@MyJRA @MMCKennyKunene @CityofJoburgZA @crumregionc @GPDRT_ @CityPowerJhb @_ArriveAlive @JoburgMPD @CRUM_CoJ @CoJTransport @jhbproperty Please advise when the ribbon ceremony will be taking place for the traffic lights at Greig and Allandale. Not working for 4 months +. They deserve a BRIGHT RED RIBBON!!!

@MyJRA Neither the Gauteng app or City of Joburg are effective in this matter 😡😖😖

@MyJRA And somehow you still can't get the one at Greig and Allandale up and working 4 months later. JRA is a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!! Reported over and over again. Useless apps!!!!!!!

🚦ALERT: Traffic signals are OUT at the Witkoppen and Main Road intersection. A pole was knocked down and cables were stolen. Please treat the intersection as a four-way stop and proceed with caution. @GPDRT_ @CityofJoburgZA

@MyJRA @CityofJoburgZA @CoJ_RegionE @_ArriveAlive @GPDRT_ @JoburgMPD @MMCKennyKunene @CoJTransport @DadaMorero @Bertha23206554 @GTP_Traffstats If the private sector doesn't pay up then NO TRAFFIC LIGHTS will be fixed. STILL WAITING FOR THE ALLANDALE AND GREIG TO BE FIXED 4 MONTHS LATER.

Restoring Witkoppen Rd & Main Rd🚦 JRA Acting HOD (Mobility & Freight) Mr. Sipho Nhlapo explains how this critical intersection was restored through innovative partnerships, including a unique security collaboration with Soil to Soul Nursery, to combat vandalism & power outages.

@CityofJoburgZA and potholes that never get fixed aren't a danger????? Do your jobs. Traffic lights at Allandale and Greig reported numerous times. Guess what - still dead!!!! You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery even if you tried.

The Johannesburg Roads Agency welcomes private-sector support to fix our roads, but warns against illegal pothole repairs. Doing it the wrong way puts lives and infrastructure at risk. ⬇️Read full story on our website: 🖱️tinyurl.com/ynuree34 #JoburgRoads ^MM

@StephenMooreMP While residents should do more to get to the global average, it is very clear the City of Joburg should really be doing more. Honestly it is doubtful that they actually ever will.

@StephenMooreMP So the global usage per person is 173l per person and City of Joburg is 279l per day. When you minus the wastage due to poor maintenance and management this number drops to around 204l a day which brings you a lot closer to the global average. Cont...

#Joburg’s outages are what you get when the system bleeds water. Leaks waste around 425 ML of water daily, almost 75 litres per resident. No network can recover like this, so reservoirs drop and high-lying areas run dry first. Fix leaks and ramp up maintenance now.