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@Jason2bartlett I'm so old I remember apartheid. Being made to feel less than by whites

I’m so old I remember when South Africa was a 1st world country

@Jason2bartlett I'm still young enough to remember how I could not go to a restaurant or take my son to a watermark because I wasn't white. Talk about persecution!

I’m so old I remember the days when white people weren’t persecuted in South Africa

@Abramjee April Fools is for Fools

April Fools 😄 No drive-thru police stations are being rolled out: this was just a prank. Back to reality: queues, paperwork, and the usual grind at your nearest station.

@RobynPorteous She got action!

Real talk: there was zero need for Helen Zille to swim in a pothole.

@ShakeLS April Fools is for Fools...like you!

Prince William, the Prince of Wales is about to divorce his wife of 15 years, Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales. The palace announcement of the separation and eventually divorce is expected later today. According to the press briefings the couple have agreed on shared custody. The details would be kept private. They have been living apart for almost 4 years now. The Princess will retain a smaller title and will lose her HRH. It's been vastly known for awhile that the Prince of Wales has been living with his girlfriend of over 7 years Rose Hamburg, who lives near by him. She consoled his breaking heart after the collapse of his marriage. The Princess of Wales is expected to walk out with 15 million, a residence and her clothes that nobody wants to keep. For now , we are aware that the children are staying with their mother and it's not confirmed if they will attend Easter Sunday with the rest of the 3 remaining working Royals, 4 with the Duke of Kent if he is still alive by then. On another update Carole Middleton has entered the Priory clinic in London for a rejuvenation month old spa, aka rehab from Alcohol. The Prince of Wales is spending time with Camilla Parker Bowles too, figuring out how to find a way to blame all this on Meghan and Diana the paranoid Princess. Stay tuned for more updates through the day.

@SARugbymag April Fools is for Fools

Rassie Erasmus has signed a multi-year deal to replace Steve Borthwick as England head coach. sarugbymag.co.za/rassie-quits-b…

@ChickenLickenSA April Fools is for fools

Holding your meals and your life together. Long live the rubber band. Happy April Fools!

@Jason2bartlett Only white areas had electricity

I’m so old I remember when South Africa had electricity 24 hours a day!

April Fools is for fools

@AppleTVNewsHub You're the fools today

After losing billions of dollars and having just 5 subscribers, #AppleTV will be shutting down at the end of the year. Paramount/Warner Bros. will acquire all of Apple’s content.

@StefanoLforte @ErnstRoets @NYYRC @LexLibertasOnX The people of South Africa decides the future

Deciding the future of South Africa with the Good Doctor @ErnstRoets.

@dineshgovender Now some Aunty from Sabdton is going to demand it from @WOOLWORTHS_SA 😆

This April Fools joke could legit end up manifesting

@MaxduPreez Stop with "se ma" Disrespecting women!!!!!

R420 more to fill up my diesel car from tonight. Donald Trump se ma se Hormuz

@DadaMorero Why did it take 3 years to fix it? That is the question!

This was fixed on Sunday Sisi Helen. Please also make use of our service delivery app to report burst pipes.

@CAPPELLO_SA The worst pizza I've ever eaten! How does this bad restaurant still operate at an international airport like ORT @Airports_ZA

@CityPowerJhb @@Eskom_SA @@Kgosientsho_R At last! I think we need a commission of enquiry into our energy suppliers

#CityPowerUpdates #CityPowerOutages #RoodepoortSDC Roodetown Substation, Roodepoort Substation, Florida North Substation, Kloofendaal Substation, Christiaan De Wet Substation, Peter Road Substation, Ontdekkers Substation, Nursery Substation, Manufacta Substation and Penny Street Switching Station: Full supply has been restored to all affected areas following the flashed busbar. Customers are reminded to avoid switching on their electrical appliances immediately to avoid inrush-current and further trips. Thank you for your patience and understanding during this time. For isolated individual outages and any other electricity-related queries, customers are advised to log calls via citypower.mobi, or contact our Call Centre on 011 490 7484 / 0800 202 925. For outage updates, follow our WhatsApp channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va… ^NT

So as I scroll through X at 03.28am I see that more than 5 areas in Joburg have power outages for various "reasons". Tell me that's not loadshedding! @Eskom_SA @CityPowerJhb @Kgosientsho_R

@CityPowerJhb It's amazing that the inclement weather never affects cable thieves and saboteurs

#CityPowerUpdates #CityPowerOutages #RoodepoortSDC Please note that the inclement weather conditions could affect our response time to outages. As a result, repairs and restorations may be delayed. Roodetown Substation, Kloofendaal Substation, Christiaan De Wet Substation, Peter Road Substation, Ontdekkers Substation, Nursery Substation, Manufacta Substation and Witpoortjie and surrounding areas: Operators are on site reporting that the trip is from Eskom’s side. City Power has informed Eskom to investigate this unplanned loss of power supply on their side. Please note all areas feeding from the stations mentioned are affected at the moment. At this time, we are unable to give an estimated time for restoration until the Eskom tests are completed. We apologise for the inconvenience caused and thank you for your patience For isolated individual outages and any other electricity-related queries, customers are advised to log calls via citypower.mobi, or contact our Call Centre on 011 490 7484 / 0800 202 925. For outage updates, follow our WhatsApp channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va… ^ZD

@CityPowerJhb Log calls? A while city has no power!!! @Kgosientsho_R @Eskom_SA

#CityPowerUpdates #RoodepoortSDC Roodetown Substation, Kloofendal Substation, Christiaan De Wet Substation, Peter Road Substation, Ontdekkers Substation, Nursery Substation, Manufacta Substation, Witpooortjie and surrounding areas : As Eskom was in the processof restoring supply, power supply tripped again. City Power teams together with Eskom will investigate the cause of the trip. Customers will be updated as more information becomes available. We apologise for the inconvenience caused. Customers in the vicinity who are without power are advised to log calls at citypower.mobi or call 011 490 7484/ 0800 202 925. For more updates, please follow our WhatsApp channel at:whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va… ^KM

@Eskom_SA @CityPowerJhb @Kgosientsho_R Minister please assist the people of Roodepoort. No power since 2.30pm yesterday and departments are blaming each other while the people suffer!

#EskomGauteng #CityPower #RoodepoortOutage Eskom would like to indicate that there is no fault on its network affecting supply to the Roodepoort SDC area, as mentioned in the communication issued by @CityPowerJhb. Eskom and City Power teams conducted an assessment today, 26 March 2026, at approximately 20:30, and identified that the incident relates to a flash on the white phase busbar on the City Power network. City Power has informed Eskom that they will commence with the necessary repairs on their infrastructure. Eskom remains available to support and collaborate with City Power to ensure safe restoration of supply to their affected customers. Customers are encouraged to continue following updates from City Power regarding restoration progress.