michelle 🤠

When you think you’ve run out of drink at a gaff and someone whips out a bottle of Prosecco they won in a raffle in 2013

@chloemaacp @twi_age hAcker mAn

@MichelleWrightx @twi_age I did not post this

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 7 Jan 2015 (via @twi_age).

@VeryHelpers I ordered some earrings from you but when I opened the box it was empty. Can you help me sort this out, please? They were for a secret Santa ☹️

@AaronAnthonyPT @LauraMatexo

@10inchbrian @emilymackinnon0

@moirahughes87 @sessh0m0ru Hahahahahahaha

@sessh0m0ru @MichelleWrightx me yesterday

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

@moirahughes87 I will say fit until the day I die

Stop saying fits!!! It’s an outfit, absolutely no need to shorten it, it takes half a second more to say outfit! Thank you for listening to my TED talk xx

@samantharyan1 Wish I saw this before I went to sleep 🤕

Drink your water before bed people 🥰

@xhayleybell @ThreeUK Aw don’t it’s been driving me insane for months!

Ridiculous @ThreeUK scamming customers for months paying contracts when the network doesn’t even cover the area anymore. Customer service is like talking to a bunch of apes. Avoid this network at all costs!!!! Scammers

Worst part of a Sunday isn’t the hangover, it’s the lady macbeth style hand scrubbing tryna get that bloody roobarb stamp off

@moirahughes87 @CaptainNasdaq Nooooo hahahajaha

@CaptainNasdaq @MichelleWrightx

@samantharyan1 Don’t do it

Having a dilemma over if I should chop my hair or not 🙈

@moirahughes87 Except queen Jamie g x she’s exempt x

Can we be done with influencers this year please 🙏🏻 you don’t need someone “famous” to validate what you are doing/wearing/using, it’s flash bathroom spray ffs mrs hinch doesn’t need to influence you to clean a bathroom that’s just basic cleanliness xx

Wandering about the family house wondering what to do as everyone’s bloody sleeping. No available cosy couches left. Fuming.

@bobbyteriyaki @moirahughes87

I don’t pay attention to speed limits I pay attention to the vibe of the road

Nothing more humbling than listening to your Spotify wrapped and realising you’re a basic bitch… lol

@Quarbarian2 @misanthropemom @corietjohnson Crying at ‘zodiac?’ 😭😭 @moirahughes87

@misanthropemom @corietjohnson from what i saw, he was in jail in 2017 for assault, and basically everyone in the small town he lived in insisted it was him, even his hiking buddy appears to have referenced that when he passed

u can’t be like WE IDENTIFIED THE ZODIAC KILLER!!! and then be like “It was Gary”

@moirahughes87 @lilbitunholymc I actually can’t get over this

@lilbitunholymc @MichelleWrightx

NOT THE ZODIAC KILLER BEING A HANNAH MONTANA STAN 😭

@DevinMarieElder 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻