Michelle in Miami

@shawnrbhatti Like I said, better than other cities.

@Michelle_G_CRE CBRE ranks S FL 25th, which is abysmal given all the noise everyone is making about the Miami “tech” scene. cbre.com/insights/books…

Miami is what happens when NYC and Monaco have a baby! We call it the Riviera of the United States. People Beaches Real estate Investments Tech Culinary Hospitality Culture Art Vibes So much more than just bagels, hockey…. It’s a Mecca. Melting pot of flavors.

@shawnrbhatti Closer than many other cities.

@Michelle_G_CRE The tech part is lacking substantially, although everyone seems to be trying to insist that it is happening.

@volvoshine That seaweed tho

I learned my lesson from last time. I got off the ship as early as possible and was back at my apartment in about 30 minutes

@ScaryLerry @rachelrapp Need to try it. Looks super delish!

@Michelle_G_CRE @rachelrapp Cotoa 👀 -Alejandra is a beast 💪

Spending a few days in Miami, first time — anyone have recs on what to do/see/where to eat?

@ScaryLerry @rachelrapp Like Caracas Bakery, Fiorito, Walrus Rodeo, and Boia De 👍

@Michelle_G_CRE @rachelrapp I would even add some restaurants in little river north Miami to the list

Biggest difference between Miami and New York? Miami you can actually use a public bathroom and it’s not completely disgusting.

@CoyDavidsonCRE You just planted the seed.

Quite a few of my friends and peers have written CRE books in the last couple years. People keep asking me if I am going to write one. My answer is always the same; "Nope, I am focused on writing LOI's"

@Kristinartz A woman.

What do you call a woman who lives alone, without a husband or partner?

@EinhornGabe 5:67 🤷🏻‍♀️is my favorite time 🤗

We do it different in Miami.

@Jamesashields No Karaoke?

K-Town jams just hit different.

@moseskagan @blueprintsmb22 I’m having a hard time digesting my daughters desire to become a private chef….but this….those numbers…they work.

@blueprintsmb22 I know a guy who works as a chef for a family like this and makes like $300k (I was like "how could a chef be worth $300k?" until I tried his cooking and then I understood and became very jealous of the family)

Wonder how big a bonus a role like this gets

Canal in the back. Atlantic Ocean in the front. I’m excited to bring this puppy to market soon. 13ksf of commercial vacant land just 24 miles north of the new airport terminal being built in Marathon, FL.

@Dirtdog Chivalry shouldn’t be a thing of the past. Be old school and teach them right!

Maybe I am old school, but if I spot one of my sons out in the wild in the future I am going to be very disappointed in myself (and them) if I don’t see them: - opening a door for a lady - offering their seat on a crowded bus / subway - lifting something heavy for a lady

@realEstateTrent I want to disagree w #3 but you’re right….lots of haters out there. For me, I love your content, informative….plus the wittiness and banter. Learning and laughing is the key.

I’m coming up on five years of being on here every single day, and honestly, my biggest takeaway has very little to do with real estate. It’s how much I’ve learned about human nature. The things I was incredibly naive about before social media: 1) How deeply people misunderstand each other 2) How powerful and widespread jealousy really is 3) How much people quietly root against each other

Listing a $11.6M value add neighborhood l center in Hialeah on Tuesday dm me for early access

@molzer @BrandonBohning Miami = $10-12

@BrandonBohning Want to know our margins on $9 high noons? $1.50 Most expensive drink to get on this entire menu

$9 for a High Noon. Criminal. No wonder no one drinks anymore.

@AdamHKlein Mid tier

A couple is relocating from Queens, NY to SoFlo and looking for a moving company. Details: • Moving from a 2,400 sq ft house • Approx 150 boxes • Movers will pack the boxes • Leaving all beds and furniture behind (shipping too expensive) They’ve got 3 quotes: $27k - 10-14 day delivery $19k - 7-14 days $12k - 14-17 days All from companies with insurance & good/decent reviews. Which should they pick?

FIcouple says im chasing clicks and to “stick to my script.” The irony. It's called love for the game. I don’t have a “script” or do it for clicks. I do it because I enjoy it and learn a ton here. Don't try to call me out. We aren't all here to sell something. You said this was a boy move and reflects my age. It honestly reflects yours. I thought a “Mulch Addendum” and monthly fee was a obvious joke. It's literally not even a thing. Yes he wants mulch. Yes, he asked a few times. My lawn guy recommends not to. And no, if I do it, I’m obviously not making a mulch addendum. Just relax. It’s okay to joke around sometimes on the weekends. Life isn't that serious. It's all love.