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@fesshole Say a prayer to St Anthony and light a candle at the church, that should do the trick.

Bought a car this week using inheritance. They charged £1,700 to my card instead of £17,000. I know it's wrong not to report it but I genuinely dont have huge bundles of cash & that amount is life changing. So far kept quiet. How long before I can actually spend the cash?

@steveinman No need to blur, show us the damage to the POS

Point a gun at a Fur Missile, this is the end result.

@alphafox My son was a saint, he was only robbing people with a gun, he was a angel.

@Fight_Master__ Ginger prick

@FAFO_TV Oh my gosh, oh my golly gosh. Jeepers Creepers. Jiminy Crickets.

Guy falls 100 ft off the Grand Canyon while trying to get a better view

@Markfry809 Gosh darn it, I'm so friggin pissed, fiddlesticks to it all. Jiminy Crickets, I'm so angry but I won't curse because it's not that bad a situation.

get this guy into a psych ward

@mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA A new poll said I'm going to win the Lotto tonight. I'm so excited I'm not even going to buy a ticket.

🇮🇪 BREAKING: A new poll by Irish newspaper ‘The Liberal’ suggests that Conor McGregor is on course to win Ireland’s Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. Almost 60% of respondents said they plan to vote for him in next month’s Election. WOW. This would be HUGE for Ireland! 🔥🔥

@KnicksBeast @JomboyMedia When a four eyed greyskull Karen sounds her death shriek everyone gets a fright. The man was lucky not to soil himself in front of everyone.

@JomboyMedia Bro what? 😭

A Phillies fan retrieves a home run ball for his son and this woman is furious she did not get the ball

@fvrliam @Phillies Her side of the story is she missed the catch the ball rolled down 1 row where Superdad picked it up for his kid. Barren Karen threw a MAGA strop and stole it back. She'll be names soon and will lose her job and privacy.

@Phillies stop bullying this woman let’s hear her side of the story

Going home with a signed bat from Bader

@JDCrypto002 @jasonscheer She came back and took that too the crazy bint.

@jasonscheer The Marlins sided with the kid:

This woman has no idea how her life is about to change

The lad that mowed that pitch loves Minecraft #allirelandfootballfinal

@steveinman Can't rob people when you're quadriplegic.

From criminal to getting kicked around like a human clock.

@_TruthZone_ Of course it was. TMC is now in the witness protection program in Montans after his "death".

@JDVance I lUv mY pArADe

Quite a view!

@fuximusic What size tin foil hat do you wear? Temu have special deals now.

When you say “the man arrested” you mean the man you arrested for trying to grab the driver as you lot were detaining him? Name the fucking driver!! Because from all the images we’ve seen, the driver is NOT 53 years old! Gaslighting fucks!

@JamesPGoddard90 Ya, keep your comments for your Spongebob Squarepants forum boy. Trying to stir up rumours from your mammy's bedroom won't work son.

Liverpool Incident The driver pictured on the right is definitely not a 53-year-old man The guy on the left being abused by the coppers looks to be a 53-year-old man They’re obviously not telling us something

@Infl8able4skin @UnityNewsNet Damned if they do, damned if they don't. Look at the tin foil hat theories on here, imagine what we'd be reading if they didn't release his ethnicity.

The media are running with the story a 53 year old White British Man has been arrested. Does the driver of this vehicle look 53 to you?

@Vinod_r108 @PicturesFoIder

@PicturesFoIder Lady's hair was covering airplane TV so guy cut it.

What would you do in this situation?

@intentionmentor @Editorialz Tomorrow evening at 7.25pm

@Editorialz When will the childish (no pun intended) infatuation with Ai give way to transformative breakthroughs for the benefit of humanity? Just thinking out loud.