Michael Salter

Days like today leave you wondering. What's the point in training twice a week and turning up on Sundays. How can such a decision so so bad be made. Baffling. A rule against all the rules was made up today.

Good afternoon to one and all! I have teamed up with @rte and @CadburyIreland to give 2 lucky fans the chance to win the trip of a lifetime to Prague next week for @IrelandFootball WC Play-Off Semi Final vs Czechia. To enter, like retweet and follow. Best of luck! Cheers, Keith.

@utdsnook @UnitedUpdates This has been the reality of all our performances lately. The wins have been massively papering over the cracks of how bad we've actually being playing.

There was ZERO intensity in this game whatsoever. Newcastle were the better team. This wasn't even a shadow of our recent performances. What changed so quickly?

Sir Bruno Fernandes for Man United: 👇 🏟️ 200 G/A ⚽️ 104 goals 🎁 96 assists

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

INEOS will now cover up this disaster with a nostalgic interim appointment because they think it will silence the fans. Don't fall for it. I feel sorry for Carrick/Ole having to come into this mess.

#MUFC out of FA Cup + League Cup at first time of asking, no Europe, a 40-game season. Fewest in a full campaign since 1914-15. Caretaker into interim manager. Where is Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s regime going? While Glazers majority owners. Big questions for club’s football leaders.

The latest stinking result at Old Trafford sees MUFC exit the FA Cup at the first hurdle. Same in League Cup. It means MUFC will play only 40 games this season. That's the lowest number in 111 years. Abysmal.

@RichFay Looked like a rabbit stuck in the headlights on the sideline. Looked lost.

A special occasion for Darren Fletcher 👏 #mufc

As announced we protest against this dysfunctional co-ownership before Fulham. But you have got to watch this! 😂 Full press statement tomorrow. The 1958🇾🇪

Ryan Searle talks about his fundraising efforts for the eyesight condition that affects him and his children, particularly his daughter. But it hasn't stopped him becoming a World Championship semi-finalist and no. 7 in the world 👏👏

@RubenWay_ 7 defensive players on the pitch at home to the worse team in premier league history and getting outplayed too. Explain that.

Cunha was shit. Sesko was shit. But yes, blame everything on the manager.

@MrStephenHowson 7 defensive players on the pitch at home. Analyse that.

So. Are we allowed to analyse that or not, just wanted to know…

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@UtdXclusive FFS STOP WITH THIS. Ask the question should this have been defended better FFS.

Should Lammens save this? 👇

Credit where credit is due. Mason Mount played well in that 2nd half. A solid 3 points, but Wolves are really, really poor. Onwards and upwards, hopefully now, for @ManUtd #MUFC

@AbsoluteBruno Mount!!!! Fucking hell. The standards are so shit. He should be nowhere near the team. Fuck sake man. Are we watching the same game. Get him off. He's been brutal again.

Mbeumo off for mainoo, Cunha 9 Bruno and Mount 10

@AnnaEraMUFC_ @UtdJoshua03 13 wins in 41 games. Apart from 30 minutes against Palace (where we should have been 3 down before that), the last 3 games alone are enough for him to go. How can you defend the performances lately with 1 game a week, and we look more tired than every team we play against.

We are starting to struggle to win b2b games again and this really isnt looking fun for us going forward. I genuinely think it’s curtains for Ruben during AFCON but i bloody hope not. Any points dropped against wolves and i just cannot defend him any longer. That would be unforgivable.

Ireland’s price spiral 🌀