@YvetteCooperMP Can we really trust someone who doesn't even know where she lives with our public safety ?
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Michael Binks
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Shoplifting & street crime are soaring yet there are far fewer neighbourhood police on streets - legacy of 14 Tory years.
Labour will rebuild neighbourhood policing with new powers to crackdown on antisocial behaviour in our town centres & communities.
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@JohnCleese recently my daughter has bought a bee hotel from a reputable boutique. Despite tending the lavender garden and locating it strategically. She has not had a single resident bee. You being an established hotelier do you have any tips for her ?
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@EricIdle Since the days that Busby entered our life I’ve always been aware of the cost of speech.
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@EricIdle God! Three years ago we were at the anniversary screening of one of the best films ever made in the history of best films.
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@EricIdle From the father of a desperate student writing her final year dissertation on the journey of satirical comedy from radio to tv. Would you have a quotation she could cite from your long illustrious career sir. Oh it’s due in tomorrow 😱
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@EricIdle I’m not very good at using Twitter, I seem to run out of characters! I’m probably breaking every protocol in the business but was wondering if I could request a very small favourette from your good self not involving lending money or nudity.
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@EricIdle Happy Easter sir. You kindly offered advice in the form of a quotation to my daughter to include in her final year dissertation on the history of satirical comedy on tv an Radio. She passed with flying colours and is taking her first tentative steps in the industry.
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@nicsadventure @AngelaRayner Is he talking about the Russian revolution to create a people’s state 🤣
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@AngelaRayner Good to see labour taking this tough line after the dark Corbyn years.
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@Anna_Soubry But couldn’t answer any question about him drinking with the other members of his party during lockdown.
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Do I follow them back? There’s some rule about looking bears in the eye. Is it never or always?
Big Tech Alert@BigTechAlert
👥 @netflix is now following @hughlaurie
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@beverleyturner You should have another read of your introduction on your official websites page. Claiming you live using words and communicating. Yet can’t understand this basic message 🤷♂️
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Omg...Am I going mad??? He basically tells you not to try to lose weight in 2022 as getting the jab is easier?!
Omfg.
A weak-willed, shallow, unprincipled fool biding his time until he can leave with billions and hang out with his technocratic new best friends.
Get. Him. Out.
Boris Johnson@BorisJohnson
2022 is almost upon us. Whatever the challenges that lie ahead in the coming weeks and months, our position today is incomparably better than last year. Make it your New Year’s resolution to get your jabs and do something that will make 2022 a happy New Year for us all.
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@EricIdle You kindly took the time to reply to my request for a comment my daughter could quite in her final year university dissertation on satirical comedy, and she passed with distinction, I feel part of the credit should go to your contribution kind sir.
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@OKDiner We visited every single diner and ate a main meal in under 24 hours several years ago. Awarded a special membership from Mr Poole himself. This must qualify for a small part 😜
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@stephenfry I can still get into my school tie, so should be ok 🙄
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@theJeremyVine @SimonW80 The same reason that they can charge £240.00 a day to stay in sub-standard isolating hotel accommodation. Because they can!!!!
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I want to see the reply to this.
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