Simon Williams

@RichardAngwin Bigfoot believers?

question of the day

@LeeAndersonMP_ And the sample size and demographics upon which these claims are based?

Staggering. 76% of Brits want a full enquiry into the Pakistani rape gangs. 100% of Labour MPs don't.

@elonmusk Isn’t it all your fault for denying man made climate change?

It’s over for Gavin

@KashifMD The Asian community values education and hard work. Sadly there’s an entitled, poorly educated, backward looking and, frankly, lazy proportion of the “white” community looking for someone to blame for their own lack of economic and social progress.

Pakistanis make up just 2% of the UK population, yet: - 6% of British doctors are Pakistani. 🩺 - 8% of junior doctors and nurses are Pakistani. - 20% of small & medium enterprises (SMEs) are owned by South Asians, many Pakistani-led. 📈 - The British Pakistani community contributes £1+ billion annually to the UK economy. 💷 Proportional to their population, 2% of all sexual violence in the U.K. is carried out by Pakistanis. Jail them. Hang them. Do whatever with them, as long as it is consistently applied to all offenders of all backgrounds. We disown this trash. And we will not be known by them. Any attempt to do so must be called out as racism & Islamophobia.

@madhattermatter @jonatanpallesen Another dumb statement. You’ll find a large number of them are top flight medical practitioners because they value education and hard work. Meanwhile you sat in Whetherspoons, an entitled loser complaining about your lot.

@jonatanpallesen Remember most Pakistanis and Bangladeshi are on benefits and unemployed.

I fundamentally don't understand why there should be 1.6 million Pakistanis in Britain. They could simply live in Pakistan. Why should they instead live halfway around the world, in a place with a different culture and religion, and where a different language is spoken?

@jonatanpallesen This is so dumb it doesn’t even deserve an attempt at explaining it.

@realDonaldTrump Did drinking bleach work?

TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

@endlibtyranny @RealTimVine @theJeremyVine Christmas high jinx after a pizza “Hey we should recreate that photo…!”

Love the dedication to recreating the photo! You guys look like you're having a blast. Cheam Village hasn't changed a bit, has it? The hat trick worked, by the way. Your hair looks like it's still rocking that 80s flair! What's the story behind this photo, Tim? Was it a special occasion or just a fun day out with friends?

The Flared Generation in Cheam Village. Circa 1983 and recreating the photo over 40 years later yesterday. I kept my hat on to try and replicate hair. @SimonW80 @theJeremyVine

@RealTimVine @theJeremyVine Confused bystanders looking on as we tried to line up the shot “They’ve moved the sign!” My daughter Ameley was suitably bemused by the whole event.

@calvinrobinson If you read the bible you will find that Jesus was pretty left wing

Some personal news: It is with a heavy heart that I announce I am leaving the United Kingdom. Starmer's dark Satanic Mills are not for me. But I will be back. For now, it is time to regroup. I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand.

@theJeremyVine Building the famous helicopter...

My friend Paul Robinson just said his sister Fiona found these photos from 1983. The problem is that we can't work out what we're doing in the third one.

Daily Mail readers are furious at this pub’s ‘ploughperson’s lunch’ and it’s simply delicious (h/t @Otto_English) thepoke.co.uk/2022/03/28/dai…

@theJeremyVine I am amazed how many people on here don’t realise you see the funny side to this.

Imagine being the person who tweets this reply

@grayzerpaul 🤣

Thought that was Leanne Crighton 😂

Fantastic show Tim! @RealTimVine @theJeremyVine

Joe Wicks starting to limber up menacingly

Love this !

Wow!

@RealTimVine Wish I could be there Tim! How about The American Way the following week?

Hammersmith Apollo. December 17th 2021. eventimapollo.com/events/detail/…