Michael Simmons

@WilliHCoussens @FYPFanzine Respect my friend👍

@FYPFanzine Perth-Doha-Zurich-Berlin-Leipzig

How are you getting to Leipzig?

@ozcabman @taxiownerdriver @The_LCDC @TfLTPH You’d been wasting your breath complaining to TfL,they couldn’t care less

@MickySimmons01 @taxiownerdriver @The_LCDC @TfLTPH We should be complaining about this type of stuff to TFL. It annoys when their standards are so low

@TfLTPH What an absolute waste of time the SERU test was. Spoke to drivers who've been driving for 20, 30 & 50 years, without blemish & we have to endure this crap. Some of the questions were outright embarrassing . Has the Knowledge changed? Is it easier now? FFS!

@TheDesKelly Get some glasses Des

@MikeyHotspurs It’s a foul all day long Arm across the keepers neck and a pull on his shirt

The biggest injustice in the history of the game And that’s from a Spurs fan

@TheRealJamieKay If it’s in a Benidorm courtroom I’m sure it would be in Spanish

Does this mean the only language spoken in Benidorm should be Spanish?

@SkySportsNews Shame on Jay Bothroyd Laughing about cheating

"He's done his job" Jay Bothroyd says Marcos Senesi has 'done his job' after winning a penalty for Bournemouth against Crystal Palace 👀

Incredible atmosphere from Crystal Palace in Italy tonight. 😮 No other team in England creates an atmosphere like this, fair play to them! 👏

@CabbieGinger Far enough,his job

Hello johns. Just humour me, K5 TOD here in the silver begging box. Is that far enough away from me on the rank at 1Hotel to pick up, like he did? Just interested to know for future reference? Thanks. Up the Johns

@Lou112rob Always Ready for Teddy

@MickySimmons01 one for you mate !!

@thameswater @LondonTrafficW1 Cones are there No workers The hole is in the central reservation No need to close a lane Shambolic

@LondonTrafficW1 Hi, we're carrying out a emergency repair on Park Lane at the moment. We've had to close one of the lanes so that the repair can be completed safely. We look to have this completed by 24/12. Sorry for the inconvenience - Ashé

Marble Arch Park Lane down to one lane northbound at Stanhope Gate thanks to our good friends @thameswater

@TonyIncenzo @fcbusiness @NonLeagueCrowd @TheAdrianDurham Had a chat with you at a game I was playing in Probably 1992 Pre season friendly Met Police v Ruislip Manor At the police training college in Hendon

I have just completed another page of my giant log book where I have handwritten details of every one of the 5,779 football matches I have attended since I started the book in 1971. Here is the first page and the current page... @fcbusiness @NonLeagueCrowd @TheAdrianDurham

Socialism Explained

@Jas_Athwal @SadiqKhan It’s as if all you Labour MPs have been instructed to big up Khan Lapdogs

I have been lucky to know @SadiqKhan for over a decade. He is a man of integrity, dignity, and principle. Sadiq has dedicated his life to making London a better place and because of him, London is the greatest city in the world. The remarks made by Donald Trump are baseless and malicious. Sadiq has always looked out for all Londoners equally. To suggest he has tried to impose Sharia Law is racist and needs to be called out for what it is - a lie! I am proud of him as our Mayor, and proud of him as my friend.

@LouisWheeldonNS Not just Palace fans mate Every decent fan knows you didn’t deserve it Your chairman has turned your once well liked club into one fans despise

To the Palace fans that have for some reason found this tweet, you’d deserve this spot if you didn’t break the rules. Ta x

Doesn’t quite feel real

@georgebernhard @MikeyCycling There’s never been a cabby strike Why would self employed people strike Stupid comment

@MikeyCycling I wonder if someone has the data from the last cabby strike, and how much cab accidents dropped by.

A 44% increase in collisions, but more than 50% more cycling than usual? Seems like a non-story apart from cab drivers wanting people to have no other option than taking cabs?

@OpenChiswickW4 Some do Most don’t Keep posting the tube strike pictures as if it’s a normal day

“When will the cycle lobby get it through their thick skulls that Londoners just don’t want to cycle 😡”

The British establishment have all ready covered this new Banksy up. Can we get it Retweeted 10,000 times to show that they can never cover up their complicity in war crimes?? Protect the right to protest! RT!

@SkyFootball Shocking decision He guessed You have to be sure with such a crucial decision Really poor from the ref Seemed to enjoy giving it

Here is another look at Max Clark's 98th minute equaliser for Gillingham ⚽️⏰

@NFFC_JD You’re in a competition you didn’t qualify for because of an admin error Pipe down

Did they win the competition already?? #nffc #cpfc