Jamie 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼💜

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Jamie 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼💜

@MidKnightReaper

She/her. Just a Star Trek girl, wishing for a Star Trek future. Major Sci-Fi geek and lover of tech.

Colorado, USA Katılım Ağustos 2009
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I’m a firm believer that senate & congress should make their states minimum wage and only be paid for time they’re actively working. Any PAID leave should follow their states policy (if there is any) as well. Travel should be done via vouchers without special exceptions.
bug girl@buggirl

everyone in federal elected offices should make minimum wage point blank period. watch how fast it goes up. Lol, lmao

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@MidKnightReaper Yep, got another message this morning from someone 🫠🫠 it may be the same one because they’re using the Cassie name too but idk for sure
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🥀 Audree 🥀@DarlinSincerest·
To the absolute loser who lives in Alabama/has an Alabama area code using my photos to catfish people, I hope your socks are always mysteriously wet, your food is never the right temperature, & you run into the corner of the coffee table daily.
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marqix ☆@fwmarqix·
Friend: Why is your bathroom light purple. Me: That's the shrimp setting. Friend: The WHAT. Me: The shrimp setting. Friend: There should never be a sentence like that in a normal apartment. Me: It calms them down. Friend: WHO IS "THEM." pause tiny bubbling sound from bathroom Friend: Why is your bathtub making aquarium noises. Me: Okay before you panic, Friend: THERE ARE LIVE SHRIMP IN YOUR TUB?! Me: They're temporary guests. Friend: You have CRUSTACEAN TENANTS. Me: Their tank filter broke. Friend: So your solution was "bathtub commune." Me: They're actually thriving. Friend: One of them just looked at me with intent. Me: That's Marcus. Friend: WHY DOES THE SHRIMP HAVE A NAME. Me: Because he survived The Incident. Friend: I'm scared to ask. Me: Costco parking lot. July 2024. We lost good men. Friend: THEY'RE SHRIMP. Me: You don't understand war.
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Red Rover@redrovera1·
@jeremyct It's a pretty dumb idea to ask for a raise before you prove yourself worthy. The applicant was insane with his premature request, NOT the "job market."
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after 3 years unemployed, my friend finally got a job offer today. all he did was politely ask if there was room for a slightly higher salary to match market pay. they RESCINDED the entire offer. job market is actually insane right now.
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marqix ☆@fwmarqix·
Me: sitting quietly in a tiny ramen shop. Chef: Extra egg? Me: Sure. Chef nods with terrifying seriousness. Friend: Congratulations. Me: For what. Friend: You've been chosen. Me: By WHO. Chef disappears into kitchen. Entire staff suddenly start moving faster. Me: Why did the atmosphere change. Friend: You complimented the broth too sincerely. Me: That's bad? Friend: Now he must prove himself. Me: This feels illegal. Chef returns carrying a bowl that looks spiritually important. Chef: Please. Me: Why does this ramen have an aura. Friend already taking photos: I've never seen him use that spoon before. Me: WHAT SPOON?! Old customer in corner whispers: "The dragon ladle..." Me: absolutely not. Chef watches silently while I take first bite. long pause Me: ...oh my God. Chef closes eyes slowly like a warrior hearing good news from battle. Random businessman starts clapping once. Then the whole restaurant joins in. Me: PLEASE STOP. Friend wiping tears: He accepted you. Me: IT'S NOODLES.
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🥀 Audree 🥀@DarlinSincerest·
Happy Friday 🙌🏼🥰 Come chat, chill, & do a little gaming after! Twitch.tv/Darlinsincerest
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🥀 Audree 🥀@DarlinSincerest·
I want smores so bad but we’re under a fire ban so I can’t do them in the backyard. I need one of those lil indoor burner things lmao
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Okay we do some Palia bundle board grind tonight with @heyycasstv 😌 we both will strim
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ky ☻@shhrekkyy·
4 years ago today I was in Tennessee, 3 years ago I was in Nebraska, 2 years ago I was in Texas, I need a vacation 😭
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Besides the lobbying against passenger rail systems that happened with the invention of the Automobile you do know that about 28-40% of ALL long distance cargo transportation in the US happens by rail right? A high speed rail system is entirely feasible but it would crush the automobile and passenger airline industries by providing cheap transcontinental transportation.
American Philosophy@AmerPhilo2025

Rail shills are so funny. Do you people not understand that the United States invented rail? We were the first country to ever build truly transcontinental rail lines. It was the heart and blood of our nation for 150 years. Do you think it stopped because we magically forgot it existed? Or maybe do you think it stopped because people way smarter than twitter posters (who have zero education and an anime profile pic) actually know something about rail economics and supply chains? I know which one I’d bet on.

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American Philosophy@AmerPhilo2025·
Rail shills are so funny. Do you people not understand that the United States invented rail? We were the first country to ever build truly transcontinental rail lines. It was the heart and blood of our nation for 150 years. Do you think it stopped because we magically forgot it existed? Or maybe do you think it stopped because people way smarter than twitter posters (who have zero education and an anime profile pic) actually know something about rail economics and supply chains? I know which one I’d bet on.
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twerk 4 kirk@bigsnugga·
same country thats throwing up data centers the size of manhattan that use enough electricity to power a european nation is telling you high speed rail simply isnt logistically possible
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🥀 Audree 🥀@DarlinSincerest·
Pocket Amigo Community Meetup is officially underway! Enjoy this silly lil flyer I made myself instead of using AI. Lmao July 5th; Colorado RenFaire See you there! Join the discord for more info/coordinating: discord.gg/NaTVRk6tr?even…
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