Middle Manager Mindset

Never. Miss. A recurring 1-on-1. NeverEver. #MiddleManagerMindset

@DavidSacks @Jason He still doesn’t see the mate.

gg good game liberals, nice playing with you cc: @Jason

Checkmate.

Middle Management Tip (MMT ™) Delegate everything to your intern. If they fail, it's a learning opportunity. If they succeed, take the credit. Win-win. 🧠💪 #MiddleManagerMind

Middle Management Tip (MMT ™): When you don't understand what your engineers are talking about, just say 'Let's take this offline' and never mention it again.

Created a 50-slide deck to explain why we should shorten meetings. It's not irony; it's dedication to the cause. #PresentationPride #MiddleManagerMind 🧠💲🔥💪

The year is 2030. We still don’t know what Deloitte does.

@carlvellotti @nikitabier You are the middle manager that @nikitabier never asked for 🖤

.@nikitabier drops an INSANE amount of product wisdom on X. But it's all disorganized. So I did a 40+ hour deep dive to distill his best lessons. Today: A no bullsh*t approach to discovering viral growth hacks 🧵

@bryan_johnson My brother in night-time boners, you are the one who is worked up about your face.

Why is everyone so worked up about my face?

@nikitabier @robleathern @runwayco Wait. Really?

@robleathern @runwayco That’s automatically added to my screenshots to get more engagement.

Just received a bag in the mail with a time-controlled lock. What do you think is inside?

@stoolpresidente You are old and poor. Middle managers worldwide idolize this man.

You can't go from supremely uncool to cool by just trying hard. Zuck will always be uncool. I refuse to entertain the possibility he will ever do anything cool. twitter.com/MikeDizzll/sta…

I’ll make Blueprint Zero-BS (an AG1 knockoff) and get it to you for ~$30/mo if 100,000 sign up for a year supply. We estimate ingredients cost <$10 (they sell it for $99). Label would have dose transparency.

@WUTangKids Asperger’s

@unusual_whales I cannot wait!

The Fed will spark an economic crash by delaying rate cuts, State Street equity research chief has said.

@trustfundterry William still doesn't beat SPY 😭

Bro really thought he was cooking posting his Bloomberg terminal on his Tinder profile

@ProfGPod Two words: exotic fish 🐠

What financial advice would you give to 18-year-old you?

@unusual_whales @edels0n @_clairemiller @ProfGPod

BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements, per MorePerfectUnion. The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes.

@zerohedge I’m going long on dong.

Vietnamese Dong Falls to Record Low Against Dollar

@historyinmemes Cancel my recurring 1-on-1s

An imperial star destroyer has crashed landed in Manhattan.. What are doing?

@elonmusk @elonmusk I am a humble middle manager with a sub-100 IQ. Even I know you post this shit because you know the @federalreserve can't cut rates until the job numbers go down.

This is crazy!

@_jameshatfield_ @chloe21e8 @nikitabier Thanks, Dad 🙄

@chloe21e8 @nikitabier Nobody is wearing that prototype on their head Chloe. It takes massive effort and skill to engineer a usable product that works outside of a lab and doesn’t have a team of people adjusting it every five minutes so it will work.

If we just taxed Elon’s wealth, the government would have invented the brain mouse long ago.

@MasculinePeak She is listed as a beneficiary on your life insurance policy.