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@thetrainline Thank you. I'll check that out.

@thetrainline Yes I got there on the train I'd booked but it got to Durham 30 minutes late so I missed my connection. As the timing was tight, I've missed the event planned at the final destination.

@thetrainline Question: my off-peak return Bristol to Durham was delayed causing me to miss my connection. Am I entitled to a partial refund? App says yes but the amount I can claim back is £0. Could you advise please? Thank you.

@fionaallentweet Although you shouldn't have grassed us up for sitting in the car reading a book to get some peace... it's a secret!

@MiddleAgeMayhem Thanks very much for coming along😊

Saw @fionaallentweet in her show On The Run at Edinburgh last night. Felt like she was describing all the funny bits of my own middle-aged life. Such a good show! Thank you.

Saw @joshbcomedy in his preview show in Edinburgh last night. Excellent, even when he wandered off script and just rambled with the audience. Very very funny. Go see him!!

@santanderukhelp @santanderuk Thanks.

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@santanderukhelp @santanderuk The cashpoint didn't dispense the cash I requested thus afternoon and said contact your bank. My online account is showing the money as having been withdrawn. What do I need to do to get this sorted please!

Went to Durham Gala to see @chrismccausland last night. Laughed all the way through. Really refreshing show with some proper funny bits. Laughed all the way home about his motorboating cow. Thanks for a brilliant night!

Little bit in love with my new @GUESS jacket, purse and bag. Great salesperson in the Gateshead Metro store today; only went in to look at a belt... LOL.

@MaisieAdam thanks for a brilliant night at Middlesbrough Crypt. Proper funny. Got face ache from laughing. PS Congrats on engagement!

Wooo. Only a few days until seeing @MaisieAdam at Durham on Saturday. Really looking forward to it!

My husband just put the milk in the cup before the teabag and hot water. Anyone know a good divorce lawyer? I want the decree absolute to be through within 2 weeks.

@anon_opin Does that mean you don't agree that my poodle, Fishcake, looks sooo good with her purdy pink nails and floofiest of floofs?

Dogs are too humanised these days. They should be sleeping in kennels in the back yard not in your bed wearing matching personalised pyjamas.

@peterbrush_ you have a new fan! Loved listening to you tonight at Durham Gala. Your dead fish / grandma bit proper got me laughing! Thanks.

Saw @FernBrady tonight at the Durham Gala. Have invented new word for watching @FernBrady : "snaughter" It's the snort-laughing I experienced listening to her explanation of her wedding meal... Thanks for a great night, Fern!

@ShockedAtShit That's nothing, I turn 90% of my salary into wine most months.

JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE

@Fiido_eBike here's my T1 after having a total colour change from the box green to a vibrant red. What do you think? #fiido #ebike #fiidot1

@Fiido_eBike what do you think of my total respray on my T1? I absolutely love my T1, it's the ultimate ebike, but I didn't like it being only available in the khaki - so I've had her powder coated in a deep red. I'm about 75% through putting her back together.

@DarlingtonHipp Swan Lake on Saturday night was absolutely brilliant. What a lovely night out we had. Thank you.