The Duchess

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The Duchess

The Duchess

@MiddleAgeMayhem

Comedy watcher, fan of good TV, lover of poodles, collector of handbags.

St Neots Katılım Şubat 2015
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The Duchess
The Duchess@MiddleAgeMayhem·
@thetrainline Yes I got there on the train I'd booked but it got to Durham 30 minutes late so I missed my connection. As the timing was tight, I've missed the event planned at the final destination.
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@thetrainline Question: my off-peak return Bristol to Durham was delayed causing me to miss my connection. Am I entitled to a partial refund? App says yes but the amount I can claim back is £0. Could you advise please? Thank you.
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@fionaallentweet Although you shouldn't have grassed us up for sitting in the car reading a book to get some peace... it's a secret!
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Saw @fionaallentweet in her show On The Run at Edinburgh last night. Felt like she was describing all the funny bits of my own middle-aged life. Such a good show! Thank you.
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Saw @joshbcomedy in his preview show in Edinburgh last night. Excellent, even when he wandered off script and just rambled with the audience. Very very funny. Go see him!!
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@santanderukhelp @santanderuk The cashpoint didn't dispense the cash I requested thus afternoon and said contact your bank. My online account is showing the money as having been withdrawn. What do I need to do to get this sorted please!
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Went to Durham Gala to see @chrismccausland last night. Laughed all the way through. Really refreshing show with some proper funny bits. Laughed all the way home about his motorboating cow. Thanks for a brilliant night!
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Little bit in love with my new @GUESS jacket, purse and bag. Great salesperson in the Gateshead Metro store today; only went in to look at a belt... LOL.
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@MaisieAdam thanks for a brilliant night at Middlesbrough Crypt. Proper funny. Got face ache from laughing. PS Congrats on engagement!
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Wooo. Only a few days until seeing @MaisieAdam at Durham on Saturday. Really looking forward to it!
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My husband just put the milk in the cup before the teabag and hot water. Anyone know a good divorce lawyer? I want the decree absolute to be through within 2 weeks.
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@anon_opin Does that mean you don't agree that my poodle, Fishcake, looks sooo good with her purdy pink nails and floofiest of floofs?
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Dogs are too humanised these days. They should be sleeping in kennels in the back yard not in your bed wearing matching personalised pyjamas.
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@peterbrush_ you have a new fan! Loved listening to you tonight at Durham Gala. Your dead fish / grandma bit proper got me laughing! Thanks.
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Saw @FernBrady tonight at the Durham Gala. Have invented new word for watching @FernBrady : "snaughter" It's the snort-laughing I experienced listening to her explanation of her wedding meal... Thanks for a great night, Fern!
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@ShockedAtShit That's nothing, I turn 90% of my salary into wine most months.
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@Fiido_eBike what do you think of my total respray on my T1? I absolutely love my T1, it's the ultimate ebike, but I didn't like it being only available in the khaki - so I've had her powder coated in a deep red. I'm about 75% through putting her back together.
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@DarlingtonHipp Swan Lake on Saturday night was absolutely brilliant. What a lovely night out we had. Thank you.
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