Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
"Lemon, I'm sure you're aware of the Great-American-State-Fair's unfortunate cancellations. Nevertheless we still have Vanilla Ice, Milli, and the state of Florida"
*Tracy walks in with blue skin*
"LIZ LEMON, I FELL ASLEEP IN THE LINCOLN REFLECTING POOL AND THEY PAINTED OVER ME"
America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless