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‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ has become the first ever film to premiere in the stratosphere. A bespoke IMAX display was sent into space that played footage from the film.

Thank GOD they changed this whole sexist thing with the dad from the Invincible comic. Was completely unnecessary.

The most ridiculous part about it, is that primal theory is still canonically part of this world. So all of this crazy shit with monkey people, witches,demons and zombie dinosaurs will eventually lead to 19th century England being a thing. I just wanna see how that happens

one thing that will ALWAYSSSSS piss me off is when a female character is canonically physically strong but has no muscle. theyd rather make up some bullshit like "her muscle density is 8x that of a normal person that's why she has slender arms" rather than draw muscles on a woman

First look at Michael Mando as Scorpion in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

YOU GUYS MJ HAS LIKE A SPREAD OF SPIDER-MAN PICTURES IN HER APARTMENT??1?2?/?2?/!

Gen Z who voted for Trump are now romanticizing Biden and praising him on TikTok. This one had hundreds of thousands of likes

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

I always thought Spider-Man’s mask was skin-tight…

What's an insult you'll never forget?

Attorney - "But we all know that's not true...correct?" Randy (son of a bitch) Walters - "I don't know"

SpiderMan is using a $1099 Galaxy Z Flip 7 Ain’t he supposed to be broke??? 😭