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My friends, we’ve found the cousin of the Mobile Leprechaun. And it’s wearing a trash bag.

Didn’t take long for the Tiger apologists/nutlickers to start up their act.

@Lane_Schartz Entire huh?

@MidtownChico Entire Chiefs Roster…

What a hero a great role model.

March 24, 1979: Paul Jones was a man of time and place. Unfortunately, too many only know him as the cartoonish manager he became in 1982 and not the star he was throughout the southeast in the 1960s-70s. Here are the thoughts of Number One and his partner Baron Von Raschke.

@cooltechtipz @HouseCracka Why would I ever go to India?

An Indian rescuer capturing a 4-5 m king cobra with minimal gear 😳

@baldjoe Disturbing presentation in your photo and mine. Lima is the tops in restaurants worldwide right now. It ain’t because of El Cuy.

@MidtownChico seems like it would have been easier for to just go to NYC

@baldjoe Our driver yesterday asked if we’d eaten “El Cuy.” We laughed and said no, to us they were pets. He said his sister had 5 as pets but he dreamed of eating them every time she left town.

Kansas fails to reach the Sweet 16 for the 4th consecutive season. First time since 1982-85. #kubball

BREAKING - All patients on ventilators at a Cuban hospital died after the Irish band Kneecap used massive amounts of electricity during a “humanitarian performance” for fellow communists, while the performers and activists stayed in a five-star hotel with power.

We HAVE the meats

Gas is about $25 a gallon where I am now.

Chatter at the bar down south is Hubert is now on the hot seat.

Not getting The Ocho in this casita.

@baldjoe @BackAftaThis @KFlahertyKCSN Of course he is

@MidtownChico @BackAftaThis @KFlahertyKCSN Btw, Wilt’s grandson is playing high school ball in Philly w/ Aaron McKie’s son.

Mike Francesa tells us that Zuby Ejiofor transferred from Kansas to St. John's because he didn't want to sit behind Joel Embiid any longer. Embiid's last game with Kansas was in March, 2014 when Zuby was nine years old. Not to mention that Embiid only spent one year in college.

Onsite lodging for our members y guests at ANDNAT

Picking out lunch

@baldjoe @caligeaux The woman wearing the Arby’s hat does not know and does not care about Ireland, that I can assure you.

@MidtownChico @caligeaux They are Catholics. They know St. Patrick and that he scared the snakes out of Ireland with his Italian bunions.

Successful site visit for the future Andes National Golf Club. Altitude impacts your attitude so this will be designed as a “carts only” golf club. Walking will be strictly prohibited. Don’t be bitter. Just following the science. ANDNAT hats have been ordered.

@baldjoe @caligeaux Look at this mess

@MidtownChico @caligeaux The pickled red onion is a great touch

@baldjoe @caligeaux You’ll def want to drink your F&B minimum. Keep in mind, guinea pig is considered a delicacy. I find this abhorrent for two reasons. I love Italians and we shouldn’t use that word and we should not eat pets. Nor should we dress them. This is a stock photo. I don’t know her…

@MidtownChico @caligeaux I’ll gladly pay the excessive $20,000 pesos fee. Please make the minimum is able to be used in beverages