mike holmes

@jtbourne @lukefoxjukebox It's the music from the Darts shown in the uk - gets a massive reaction from the crowd at the world championships at Alexandra palace (also a hockey rink) however the crowd there are usually very well, shall we say, Hydrated 🍻

I was complaining about the Leafs goal song efforts last night - a mish mash a faux-inspired arena jams, after Hall&Oates was finally nixed (it was time) - and this morning read this from @lukefoxjukebox. Maybe that's the answer?

@EurovisionNewZ Absolute empty statement. They want the money, that's all.

🇪🇺Martin green sends a massage to the #Eurovision community & Fans

@DeborahMeaden @RobertJenrick Man who lit fire blames fire brigade for not saving building....

@RobertJenrick Things don’t crumble overnight… it is usually a slow and steady decline ..let’s say iver 14 years… that leads to a crisis point

This is a full blown crisis. The Justice Secretary can’t hide the truth any longer. How many prisoners have been accidentally released? And how many are still at large?

@theiaincameron @anne3366 @Mountain_Scot @PerthandKinross Exactly the route that banker tried to take in Dartmoor, they are attempting to take us back to victorian levels of access, MPs need to know that they serve the public, not just the wealthy - note the MP who accepted donations from Darwall is no longer in their seat

A post today on Facebook that will, sadly, be familiar to those who walk on the north side of Glen Lyon. A Victorian-era Laird who thinks the hills are his to shut as he sees fit. He has plenty of form on this, too. The last sentence is simply staggering.

@JontyUpNorth @SteveLovesy @JohnSimpsonNews I used to work by London Bridge, often saw Johnson on his bike, no helmet either

@SteveLovesy @JohnSimpsonNews The Johnson bike photos were all staged

JD Vance’s security entourage in the Cotswolds is huge. By comparison, when the late Queen travelled round the UK she usually went by train. She and her companions would have 4 seats in a 1st-class carriage, plus 2 more for her detectives, leaving the rest of the carriage for the public — who were always stunned to see her with so little security.

@andrebttx Main reason is all the scam calls, which are the majority of unknown numbers these days - silence for 2 seconds causes the scam call bot to (mis) identify a dead line and drops out.

There are people in this thread earnestly defending the idea that it is on the caller to speak first. How is the caller supposed to know when to speak if the receiver hasn’t established they’re on the line yet? I refuse to get tricked into thinking this is a new norm!

@Peasant_1066 @CeliaRichards0n I was wondering what these vultures were interested in, this would appear to sum it up

@CeliaRichards0n If RT2021Ltd can get control of the National Trust, they can start to sell its assets at discounted prices to 'selected members'. Rewriting a few foundational rules of the trust will be a breeze, and a minor bump in the asset grab. Tell me there is any other motive than this?

The Telegraph continues to describe people as ‘members’ of Restore Trust. But RT2021Ltd (aka Restore Trust) is a private company with no members or democratic structure. It was reported this week to have spent £95k on ads attacking the National Trust. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/3…

@SnakePassRoad Cool, thank you

@MikeHolmes25 Yes due tomorrow. No times given

📍 Glossop to Ladybower is now closed until 25th October 📍 Ladybower to Sheffield is open during the day until 7pm, when it will then be closed until 5am for the next 5 nights

@guardiannews Truly the turd that won't flush

Boris Johnson hits out at ‘greedy’ Keir Starmer over freebies dlvr.it/TF66yt

@implausibleblog Love how much none of them can grasp how completely irrelevant they are now

Krishnan Guru Murthy, "We can now talk to Chris Philp, a former Chief Secretary to the Treasury.. In fact, under Liz Truss.. Who is now the shadow leader of the House of Commons" "There is now a new law to prevent the Liz Truss disastrous mini budgets from ever happening" "You can on Channel 4 to defend it. Do you think this is a good measure to protect Britain from any future madness?"

@BorisJohnson You still here?

Axing levelling up shows lack of ambition and a failure to believe in this country’s potential. Labour will axe Brexit next. Then they will pointlessly whack up taxes. The drift backwards has begun.

@SimplyRedHQ I think for right wingers, it's pretty much this these days

@jtbourne Love the show, listen on pod in the UK, it's great to hear opinions from real hockey guys who know what it's all about!

So grateful to everyone who supported Real Kyper and Bourne this season. It’s a ton of fun to do and it wouldn’t exist without our listeners. We appreciate you more than you know, thank you, thank you, thank you.

@Conservatives I cannot wait until you are consigned to history

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@trouteyes Nuns n roses

@steamingboots Absolute superstar

From two Munro Summits to seaside stroll , she’s done well today 🙌💪💪🐕🐕

@supertanskiii @ElliotHammerSR @RishiSunak Grade A fuckwit this guy

@ElliotHammerSR @RishiSunak Are you actually mental?

Rishi is bringing the audience around! An actual BBC audience! Bravo @RishiSunak 👏👏

@Nick_Pettigrew Thank you for reviving my all time favourite meme

‘Dangerously French’

@jessphillips Remember when he said the British people don't want a general election.......

What exactly is his plan? And what bold action? No one on a door step ever said "I want bold action and a clear plan" because they are not AI bots so this is a lie.