Michael

@FlexUTD @KGthaComedian The best moment of 2021 bar NONE 😂🤣💀 #headphones

@Utdtruthful For being such a good player, he's absolutely clueless.

🚨 Paul Scholes’ Manchester United KEEP or SELL in the summer: - Lammens: “Keep” - Dalot: “Just keep” - Mazraoui: “Sell” - Licha Martinez: “Keep” - Patrick Dorgu: “Sell” - Leny Yoro: “Sell” - Shaw: “Sell” - Mount: “Sell” - Ugarte: “Sell” - Zirkzee: “Sell” #MUFC [@goodbadftblpod]

@Czooba Owen Hargreaves anyone?

Has Man United ever had any player with an injury record like Matthijs De Ligt?

@agberofc_ @KingBenAce You posted about Cunha... Stop moving the goalposts... Amad is a better player anyway 🤣😂

@KingBenAce Try amad lets see

Look at Garnacho’s replacement 😂😂🫵🏼

@agberofc_ And you'd swap him for Cunha in a heartbeat and you know it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

@Josepheyo1988 @Adamhartlfc2 @ThatLFCTrio @__scottsaunders VVD is a very good twerker though... Never presses the ball just backs off and sticks his arse out... Most overrated defender ever.

@Adamhartlfc2 @MikeM_91 @ThatLFCTrio @__scottsaunders You can't be a world class DEFENDER when you can't TACKLE. Go to bed kiddo

Too good for the highest level of football

@ThatLFCTrio @__scottsaunders Wtf are you talking about 🤦🏻‍♂️😭🤣 nowhere near JT, Rio or the likes of Adams, Campbell etc. They all played against 2 strikers every week, better than what we see in this league right now.

@__scottsaunders Van Dijk standards are so high that a slight drop off (mainly slots system) has everyone trying to rewrite history about him Most clearences. Most aerial duels. Most passes. Most G/A from CBs this season etc etc His poor season is everyone else’s best 🇳🇱 🐐

"Leave the football, before the football leaves you..." Remember that @Carra23? 🤣

@L__SE25 🤣😭

Cherki is defo the best player in the league

@weird_king10 @Tha_Priest1 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat When you owe one of your own players almost €20m, you've not only breached your own contract, you clearly don't have the funds to be keep being sustainable. They actively tried to sell him before coming up with ways to generate cash. They're flat BROKE.

@MikeM_91 @Tha_Priest1 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat If you had money in your bank acc but couldn't use it for one reason or another, are you broke? Seems like 95% of ppl on this side of the app don't understand finance at all...

🚨💣| BREAKING: Manchester City striker Erling Haaland is determined to join Barcelona in the future. He will reject all offers this summer, aware the Blaugrana cannot afford him just yet, in the hope of completing his dream transfer in 2027. [@elnacionalcat]

@Tha_Priest1 @weird_king10 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat Yep. It's actual facts you paid €8.4m. it's been proven. Jesus man give it a break. It's all common knowledge at this point. Embarrassing club

@MikeM_91 @weird_king10 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat Then I guess we’re guilty in Neigera case too? Because people constantly say something doesn’t make it true.

@Tha_Priest1 @weird_king10 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat The delusion is real. 🤦🏻‍♂️ It's common knowledge. Everybody knows.

@weird_king10 @MikeM_91 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat They really don’t know our situation, they just follow propaganda.

@Tha_Priest1 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat 😭🤣 keep telling yourself that. You still owe Frenkie De Jong about €18m in unpaid wages. Broke af. Look it up.

@MikeM_91 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat We’re not broke it’s registration problem due to mismanagement by the older administration and the 1v1 rule too.

@Tha_Priest1 @GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat They can't even afford Marcus Rashford at £26m. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣 They're broke af.

@GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat Unless he runs his contract out in Man City and come as a free agent. Else we still won’t be able to buy and register him 2027 without selling any of our top players because of this current 1v1 rule.

@GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat April Fools Day has been and gone... 🤦🏻‍♂️ Barca can't even pay for Rashford the brokies are never getting Haaland.

@elonmusk Saddened with this news. Keeping my 23 as long as I can. Was hoping to get another new one in a few years but now that's off the table 😔

Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago:

@delantec1 @lj202022 @elonmusk Cadillacs are for old people.

@lj202022 @elonmusk I did, my friend bought one last week and I went to pick it up with him. Its dope dont get me wrong, but imagine that tech in a car that looks like a caddy. Tesla's are just boring looking cars.

True

@delantec1 @elonmusk Paying less because it's a far lesser car. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@elonmusk They still have a boring cabin compared to most EV. I just bought a Cadillac Ev and paying less than that.

@Chapeeye @indykaila @ManUtd I know, let's replace Carrick and rip everything up again... 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄 Good recruitment this summer is far more important than who the manager is.

@indykaila @ManUtd Let me guess it’s gonna to be Carrick is going to get the job, worst decision the board could do

🚨 BREAKING: MANCHESTER UNITED FANS Drop everything and set your alarms ⏰ RIGHT NOW! Tomorrow morning, Wednesday at 10am UK time, we’re dropping the BIGGEST transfer BOMBSHELL! 💣 MASSIVE breakthrough just happened with @ManUtd!

@Manutd_addicts Another BS story...

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Sir Jim Ratcliffe is in love with Cole Palmer and would consider selling Bruno fernandes to get it done. #MUFC

@markgoldbridge Mark do you even support United?! All you do is bash the club online 🤦🏻‍♂️ get a fucking grip.

Been saying for days United won't go for Tonali. Classic INEOS PR to excite fans.