Michael Morkblarty

@damnaine It feels like they meant to call it “fancy infused” but then made a typo and stuck with it. Fancy induced makes no sense.

@scarboroughdude Wow!!! It’s the famous bell! Congrats on almost 1000 Ken. You’re an inspiration to us all!

@sharjilrasool Not in this economy.

“paradigms” you mean 20 cents? 😅

@ericskilling @squidpod Y’all freaks.

@scarboroughdude @lilyjmills @picard102 ❤️

@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky Piss

.@JordanSchlansky and I are starting an Argentinian acoustic band. We need a name.

@NoContextHumans Diarrhea straw engineered for slurping up hot wet loads of diarrhea into your gullet.

@stevecooke58 @Toplitsky Definitely a big chair. Maybe 2 even!

There’s a special place in hell for the Devil Probably! 🤷🏻‍♂️

@brianlilley That sounds really hard for your family member. JK it’s not. They’re a baby and I hope they lose their job. Bye forever loser!

Spoke to a family member on the weekend. They can't work from home. They work 12 hour shifts. They said if they are forced to wear a mask again for that 12 hour shift, they will take early retirement, they can't go through it again. torontosun.com/opinion/column…

@ericskilling youtu.be/aOLxQGLJouI

@scarboroughdude Don’t you mean X? All hail lord Elon! Jk fuck him

@FandomShowPod @keithmcnally *takes for days

@FandomShowPod You need to talk to @keithmcnally for “The Last of Us”. He literally wrote a novel about it, and he has tales for days! amazon.com/Last-Us-Surviv…

HOT TAKE TIME!!!! We need your hot takes on: Taskmaster 🎯 The Last of Us 🍄 👇👇👇

@MrBeast Pubes

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

@ShannonLahaie Not me!

Is everyone mad at me?

@Toplitsky Finally!

N should come before M

@sharjilrasool Controversial picks!

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@picard102 Hard agree

@PeteDeCourcy Same

@PeteDeCourcy No. You?