Mike Pence’s Fly

@LeviFetterman @OtterMunchy @Chris_racCoons @BoebertGoat @SinemasMynah @OOrynx @Mitch_Mc_Turtle @TedCruzPoodle Such a wonderful #caucus

@giselefetterman @LeviFetterman @JohnFetterman So do fly 🪰

In light of recent bizarre, unhinged requests on official letterhead from Pennsylvania electeds, my office formally requested Paul Rudd to re-enact scenes from “I Love You, Man” with me.

@LeviFetterman @MonicaLewinsky @TedCruzPoodle Yes, a few important things

@MonicaLewinsky @TedCruzPoodle i thinking the picture missing v important

yes. thank you.

I will land on @JohnFetterman ‘s head if he doesn’t bring @LeviFetterman to the office. You’ve all seen me on tv. You know my work.

@Mitch_Mc_Turtle @ChucksPidgin @AmandeeTweets @melissamonetxxx @ImSpeaking13 @LeviFetterman yes. crap attracts a lot of competition 🥴

@MikePenceFlye @ChucksPidgin @AmandeeTweets @melissamonetxxx @ImSpeaking13 @LeviFetterman This heat really brings out the flies, you must have a lot of competition for space on Pence’s head.

If you had to have sex with a Republican to save human kind, who would you regretfully choose?

@ChucksPidgin @Mitch_Mc_Turtle @AmandeeTweets @melissamonetxxx @ImSpeaking13 @LeviFetterman trying not to melt! 🥵

@MikePenceFlye @Mitch_Mc_Turtle @AmandeeTweets @melissamonetxxx @ImSpeaking13 @LeviFetterman What's up fly!

@LeviFetterman @jgohringer @RepCicilline @JohnFetterman @davidcicilline jawn bring Levi to office or I will land on u

@jgohringer @RepCicilline wut. YO @JohnFetterman watson go *inside office* AND @davidcicilline give him GAVEL i jus wanna sit on chair at desk #LeviForOffice (hiiii watson hiii)

Chairpup Watson with Team @RepCicilline is here to congratulate you for making it to the weekend. 🐾

@ChucksPidgin @Mitch_Mc_Turtle @AmandeeTweets @melissamonetxxx @ImSpeaking13 @LeviFetterman viva levi & chuck

@Mitch_Mc_Turtle @AmandeeTweets @melissamonetxxx @ImSpeaking13 Yes but it was @LeviFetterman who unionized us. 😂

@ChucksPidgin @TedCruzPoodle Good to be among not disease incubators. I still can’t erase the orange fake tan

@MikePenceFlye @TedCruzPoodle Welcome fam

#AnimalCaucus recruiting.

@LeviFetterman @ChucksPidgin @LEVIS @melissamonetxxx I want to apply for admittance to #AnimalCaucus. Not my fault I landed on Pence’s head

day summary k, so #LearnWithLevi: everyone needs dog cat +/or horse ppls share many good ideas + pictures!👇 i add trying therapy can be v good idea @LEVIS make me ur official dog challenge #LeviAndLevis i have new bling collar tysm @melissamonetxxx snoozles ilu💙

@Claribel_Ortega Yes. Masked.

@BeschlossDC You rang?

We need a fly on the wall of whatever room Pence is in at the moment.

The fly says #WearAMask

@GymNoJacket @esco_973 @politicoalex @yashar I’m definitely ok with that

@MikePenceFlye @esco_973 @politicoalex @yashar Let's just go with all the time.

Pence to GEORGIA next Friday, per person familiar

Don’t tell @VP but I’m in charge of #OperationWarpConcede

@GymNoJacket @esco_973 @politicoalex @yashar More than that sometimes

@MikePenceFlye @esco_973 @politicoalex @yashar Well, you are a head above him.

Congratulations, #PresidentElectJoe. I promise not to land on you.