Mike Lawrence

@JDVance who are you again?

I have not said much about this case out of fear of (negatively) influencing the jury. But thank God justice was done in this case. It was a scandal Penny was ever prosecuted in the first place.

@CurtisHouck @PeteHegseth INSANE is right. The real story is that he's woefully unqualified for the job.

CBS's Norah O'Donnell with an INSANE open to the 'CBS Evening News' smearing @PeteHegseth like it's the campaign all over again: "We begin with new reporting by CBS News. The highest priority of the president of the United States is the safety and security of the American people. As the commander-in-chief, presidents rely on their defense secretaries to help carry out that solemn task. President-Elect Donald Trump wanted a Fox News weekend host to hold that post. The 44-year-old combat veteran, Pete Hegseth. Tonight, that nomination appears to be on the rocks. Hegseth is facing new allegations of sexual misconduct and excessive drinking. Tonight, CBS News has learned Hegseth may not have the support of enough Republican senators to be confirmed for the job, meaning his nomination is in serious jeopardy."

@jenvanlaar Sheesh. Conservatives will continue to whine, complain, be angry and exaggerate their self-proclaimed victimhood even after winning the election. One tweet by Frank Luntz and you're all crying together. Also, turkeys are 39 cents/lb at Meijer if you're looking to save!

If anyone can pay for everything needed for a 10-person Thanksgiving dinner for $58.08, I want to see a picture of all of your groceries

@cenkuygur Much of my family are MAGA and will never turn on him. If things go south, they'll blame Biden, dems in Congress, and even themselves. But never Trump. He could launch the nukes just because it's cool and kill us all. And as the bombs fall, MAGA would still be, "What a hero."

I'm going to make my boldest prediction yet. I think at least half of Trump's base are actual populists and they will challenge him if he goes awry. No one on the left will believe me, they think everyone in MAGA is in a cult and will follow Trump no matter what. I disagree.

@RichardGrenell That's right! Dems have the power to fix these votes and steal these elections, but only chose to do so on this single House race.

@badhombre While most of the fentanyl comes from Mexico, stats show it's Americans doing the smuggling across the border. According to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, 86.4% of people sentenced for fentanyl trafficking crimes in a 12-month period ending September 2023 were American citizens.

Yes, I am willing to pay 30¢ more for a bottle of Cholula hot sauce if it means 75,000 Americans aren’t dying from fentanyl overdoses every year.

@ichthys30 WWJD? "I was a stranger and you welcomed me.”

Why do they love illegal aliens so much I don’t get it

@DLoesch Turkey at @meijer was 39 cents/lb. 21-lb. bird for under 10 bucks. Then make the rest work.

No one who buys groceries believes this.

@BehizyTweets Thanks for the laugh, everyone commenting on this post! I needed it today.

Matt Gaetz introduced a bill to ban members of Congress from trading stocks of companies they regulate... so they banded together and stopped his nomination. That's how the dirty game works.

@wanyeburkett Math education majors at any level, even those who won’t teach it, need to take calculus. Their degrees are earned.

@snowball1926 My grandma would make this point to us when we were engaged in our 20s. She got married at 16 years and two months.

@TheBabylonBee Those are writers?

How are our writers supposed to compete with real news like this?

@mpopovichREP Nice coverage tonight! Thanks for sharing!

Magnificat 25, Jackson 16, End of match The Blue Streaks win three sets to one. The Polar Bears' season comes to a close against a really good team.

@MaryLTrump I think he just wore this at the rally because he couldn’t figure out how to get it off.

Donald finally gets his fondest wish: He’s a member of The Village People!

@MaryLTrump But for people still looking for a Halloween costume on October 31, he’s a savior.

Oh, ffs.

@EW If the joke was funny, sure. But it wasn’t. Not even close.

Jon Stewart defends 'roast comedian' Tony Hinchcliffe, who made racist jokes about Puerto Rico at Donald Trump's campaign rally at MSG: 'To be fair, the guy’s just really doing what he does.' ew.com/jon-stewart-de…

@JDVance Greatest generation grandparents used the n word a lot and leveraged white privelege, so I agree they’d be voting for you and Trump.

There are so many reasons this is ridiculous, but here's one: Who do you actually think the gross majority of the men who stormed the beaches at Normandy would vote for? The answer is obvious: Donald J. Trump.

@acnewsitics He didn’t say which Hitler! It’s could have been Bob Hitler, insurance salesman from Dayton.

Yikes.

@soro77 @RexChapman As @pattonoswalt once said. We’re a really racist country. And even more sexist.

@RexChapman As someone from Canada. Please explain how this Presidential race is even remotely close?

@beinlibertarian Trump won’t say yes.

Hear me out. Trump says yes. Kamala says yes. Schedule it for the same day and time.