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@neobrowser I haven't trusted Norton since maybe 1995. It became bloatware that was the first thing you removed when you got a new computer. Worth watching to see how it goes I suppose. I'm on Linux anyway, so not sure I need it, nor can I currently get it. So, not open to everyone...

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@ESPNInsights I would boycott @espn but you already boycotted me. Great way to run a business. Your brand will never recover.

The Packers host the Eagles on Monday Night Football on ABC, ESPN and the ESPN App. This matchup could have big implications in the NFC playoff picture. We’ll be sharing live Insights throughout the night, follow the thread for more!

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

After 3 hours and 3 minutes of waiting for a representative, @verizon hung up on me!!! What do you think @VerizonSupport? Also, your hold music is really bad.

@PhilipWarthen @Verizon Yeah! I've been waiting 2 hours and 31 minutes for someone to pick up and counting!

Congratulations @Verizon. You have the absolute worst customer service. Waited an hour for callback. When you called me back you put me on hold?????? For 25 minutes?????? And still going??????

@tornadopaigeyy @BryceShelton01 So amazing! You go you guys!!!

This was our first picture together ever. I still remember my text to you that I would be a minute because I was on a road that hadn’t been used since the pioneers did. Who knew that meeting up with you before a chase in a random Iowa Casey’s parking lot would lead to the best year of my life? 39 states traveled together, countless tornadoes, historic storms, windshield replacements, insane growth together. You are my rock, my shoulder to cry on, the funniest person I’ve ever met, the cutest hooman, the love of my life, the best dog dad. Find you a Brycicle (but you can’t have mine).. Thank you for believing in me and loving me everyday, even when I don’t believe in or love myself. One year down, but here’s to a lifetime of us❤️

@ChrisMartzWX Highest 117, Phoenix, AZ. Lowest -22, Harlan, IA

What is the highest and lowest temperature you have ever experienced?

Yep

@CaitlinCOnTV He is Risen Indeed!

Happy Easter!🐣 He Is Risen🌅💜

@ashtonforbes If all of this is true (I remain skeptical) then they have been withholding virtually free energy production from the world. What kind of prosperity could that bring?

The military industrial complex learned how to use the electric and magnetic fields plasma creates to stabilize the plasma itself. They use magnetohydrodynamics to keep it stabilized with vortical flow. They use field free quantum communication systems to control the plasma with AI. The comms cannot be intercepted as there is no carrier wave. This means they cracked fusion a long time ago and we've been wasting billions of public funds on a futile effort to make hot fusion work. These aholes have cracked gravity. Manipulation of space and time.

@julie_kelly2 What a POS

One really has to wonder why Jeb Boasberg coddles violent criminals after throwing the book at nonviolent J6ers. This morning, he sentenced a DC man with a dangerous criminal history to only 24 months in prison on firearms violations. DOJ: "He possessed the gun and ammunition in April 2024 while on supervised release for 2021 convictions for Assault with Intent to Kill (Firearm) and Carrying a Pistol Without a License. Those convictions arose out of the defendant’s participation in a late-night shootout at a gas station, which posed an extraordinary risk to the people involved and the general public. " The DOJ asked for 34 months--Boasberg went 10 months below that. But only 10 months longer than he gave a Pennsylvania woman with no criminal record convicted of no violence on Jan 6.

@ABC and Corn Pop was a bad dude... 🤣

After being blocked from entering the El Salvador prison that is holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Maryland Sen. Chris Van Hollen went after Pres. Trump, saying he's been "fighting against MS-13 for probably longer than Donald Trump even heard about MS-13.” abcnews.link/WwUY3v6

@TyTheFisch @Gutfeldfox Sounds like you dodged a bullet with the chick though

ATTENTION: After almost 2 years I will no longer be on @Gutfeldfox TV show. Sadly, they have gone full woke and kicked me off for a reason that is beyond hard to believe. What was my woke crime? I asked an employee out for coffee. Yes, that is why I’m off the show. I have proof of all this and am seeking legal counsel for defamation because this is absolutely insane. It is not illegal or against any rules at Fox to ask a grown adult for coffee, but in the woke mind virus world, any advance by a man is labeled as some kind of toxic masculinity. This is why men have stopped approaching women in real life (off dating apps) because being chivalrous and doing what men have done forever (showing interest in women by offering to take them on a date) is now turned into a crime. It’s beyond tragic to see men hide away in fear. I, for one, will not allow it to happen to me. After being canceled, I have reached out to people at the TV show for months and they have completely ghosted me. I have gained hundreds of thousands of new fans from Gutfeld and I can no longer handle the amount of messages or in person questions about why the hell I have disappeared. I told the show out of respect for the fans I need to post about it so they know, and can we please have a conversation before I do so? Still, they will not respond or have a single conversation about it. I’ve been a very hard working and dedicated guest and you all deserve to know what the show you are watching is really like. They claim to hate wokeness but it is all empty words. They won’t back it up even for one of their top recurring guests. I have been on for nearly 2 years without being paid a dime. They pay the rotating guests ZERO even though we work our asses off and to prep for an episode we work just as hard as Greg and the 2 regular guests who all get paid. You are treated like an intern not like a professional guest. We all travel, give up work to be there and write our own material. Not to mention, they will throw you under the bus and take the side of a woke, indoctrinated radical feminist instead of their loyal guests. As Greg likes to ask me every show, “Tyler, what would TRUMP say about this?” Well, he would say…. “Everything woke goes to shit. That show had a lot of potential, but with no spine or balls to back up the things they make fun of, it will likely wither away over time. The ratings will drop just like CNN and it will fail. SAD!!” The only way to see me now is on my comedy tour so please sign my mailing list at tylerfischer.com to know when I’m in a city near you.  I am beyond grateful that I get to meet so many of you from this show and you really have become like family. Thank you for watching and laughing! Best comedy fans in the WORLD!!

Going to space has nothing to do with, "trusting yourself". You are trusting the makers of the rocket, the capsule, the ground crew, those people. Kind of like going on a roller coaster, but with higher risk. I'd love to go! Ya know, to feel connected to the divine short fat dude! lol Such drivel...

NARRATOR: There's no such thing as the "divine feminine."

@MarshaBlackburn TY Senator. This is the Dems playbook. Lie and fear monger about SS. We must counter it with the truth at every turn.

When Democrats lie to you and tell you Republicans are cutting Social Security benefits, remember that President Biden allowed criminal aliens to receive Medicaid. That’s what we’re working to eliminate.

@TRHLofficial Math is hard, lol

Hold up

@SteveDeaceShow Fact Check: True!

Today's Theology question, what's your reaction to this?

@TRHLofficial Adulting is hard, especially if you are a washed up politician pushing an agenda.

Are you a woman who moved states and got a new ID? You’ll need to bring all the same documents to your real ID appointment.

@TRHLofficial It all depends on the judge you get. Stay out of DC courts and you should be fine. 😎

My daughter Jewel has been informed that she cannot have a donut until after dinner. Jewel has informed me that this is illegal and I’m going to jail, so I guess I’m seeking X legal advice.

@TRHLofficial Fact Check: Likely

President Trump doesn’t sleep. By the time I’m up with my kids, he’s pretty much already signed like 100 orders and deported a small country. He’s like a vampire or some kind of werewolf sustained solely by Adam Kinzinger’s tears.