Mike Szar

@BeauSinklear @afrocosmist It’s driving me insane that people think this is real. it’s just engagement baiting using misogyny.

@afrocosmist Why do you people think this is a genuine interaction? They are clearly acting

this shit genuinely sucks. when you try to reveal a part of yourself to people even when you dont really know how to explain it. but at least saying it out loud helps. he would have been better off expressing this to a dog

@afrocosmist Dude it’s so obviously a skit. The edit to the close up of the wire is the tell. It’s just blowing up bc it’s triggered the manosphere

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I do sort of feel bad for prominent journalists in times like this because they feel like they have to say something really but can’t come up with anything profound. lots of people just defaulting and posting like “this is one of the most historic times in history”

Don’t stop talking about Palestine. Don’t stop talking about Sudan. Don’t stop talking about Congo.

FACT: Ohio is for Union Lovers 😏✊ Following Columbus's win earlier today, the Westgate store in Toledo, OH just WON their union election!!!! AND WORKERS WON IT WITH A WILD 19-1 VOTE!!! LETS GO TOLEDO!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/0LvFy5KNOL

BREAKING: The House just passed an $895,000,000,000 Pentagon budget.

When I grow up I want to become Cate Blanchett, and have the subtlety to think the carpet is already red, so I can just wear a black & white dress with green lining to make such a strong point. #cannes2024

I've been heartbroken all day over Ahmad Shabat. An Israeli airstrike hit him, his parents and his four siblings. He survived, they didn't. Then they hit him and his father's relatives. He survived, they didn't. Then they hit him and his uncle. He survived, his uncle didn't.

@rossparsons Sorry for your loss Ross

Lost my brother to addiction today. I always knew this could happen but you really can't prepare yourself for this. I'll have more to say later but for now I'll just say I love you Blake.

@GadHolland The lack of context makes this so compelling

I need to make a burner for my Reddit. Shits getting out of hand

@adamgcomedy The still water grosses me out but the seltzer rocks

pretending i don’t see the corny tweets because i like the seltzer. it tastes good!

My new special / album is out today. Hope you like it. Tell a friend. album.link/jokejokejoke

a joke attributed to nasreddin, a medieval turkish humorist

It’s interesting how every election year the national media obsessively focuses on the swing-state politics of Ohio, but then when there’s a mushroom cloud of carcinogens detonated over Ohio, the same national media barely even mentions it.

The image of Edward Norton holding the Geico Gecko’s hand at the end of Fight Club suddenly popped into my head and then I felt compelled to make it.