Michael

Peace and love, peace and love....

@BeschlossDC A time when progress happened in government. Would never happen today. Most republicans today would say it causes liberal mind control or something and destroy it. Unless the president could somehow profit off of it, of course.

More widespread access to GPS was authorized by U.S. government today 2000:

@WUTangKids Doesn’t help that Timmy is manspreading too.

Seriously though….those courtside seats are prob amazing and all being that close to the game but people always looking squished there and not comfy….if I could afford it I’d take a suite over those any day of the week

"Hey Tracy….some kid with a weirdo mustache next to me is not giving me any room I’m gonna strangle him"

@kylegriffin1 I knew something was up as soon as I saw this. You always know something is up based on who these idiots follow and unfollow on Twitter. twitter.com/uspoliticsaler…

Billionaire crypto mogul Justin Sun, who has invested tens of millions of dollars in Trump's family's crypto ventures, has sued World Liberty Financial — one of the Trump family crypto firms — accusing the firm of "engaging in an illegal scheme to seize property."

@ERCboxoffice People love fantasy movies.

TOO EARLY TOP 5 1. MICHAEL ($97M) 2. SUPER MARIO GALAXY ($20M) 3. PROJECT HAIL MARY ($12M) 4. LC’s THE MUMMY ($5M) 5. THE DRAMA ($2.5M)

@supr__dave @JVMonte2 What’s even crazier is a Houses of the Holy song does exist.. just not on the album. Led Zeppelin playing 4D chess over there.

@JVMonte2 Houses of the Holy

What’s a non-self-titled studio album with no title track? Example: Physical Graffiti has no track of that name…your turn 👊

@WUTangKids Conservatives still like him and bro is one blouse away from changing his pronouns. Thought this was Kristi Noem.

Bro 🤣

@BLABBERMOUTHNET Is an unbearable ass to be around, blames cancel culture… and not himself… sounds about right.

VICIOUS RUMORS Drummer LARRY HOWE Blames 'Cancel Culture' For His Exit: 'The Music Industry Is Saturated With Leftist Ideologues Who Capitulate To Globalism' blabbermouth.net/news/vicious-r…

@NekidSnek @ditzkoff Offended? No one is offended here. This had nothing to do with his joke, which was funny. This was a new conversation about how this new film is not really doing that bad for them based on budget.

@MikeTheAverage @ditzkoff Weird joke to get offended by, Michael

@TTomTToro And now, due to popular demand, I’ll perform for you, The Aristocrats.

My new caption contest for Hello, Rose City!👇

@WUTangKids Eh, never hated Katy. She has a poor education because her parents were religious nutjobs. She’s just a harmless dummy who doesn’t know what she’s ever doing.

Say what you want about Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau but bro just chilling at Coachella now and not having to deal with Trump’s bullshit anymore is a win

@WUTangKids MAGA: How dare the pope advocate for peace!?! NOT MY POPE!

Has there been a more savage community note?

@BLABBERMOUTHNET Where are all the people complaining that this “isn’t the real Triumph” considering it’s only 2 out of 3 guys playing? And 3 hired guys playing all the music? Oh, you guys only complain when a woman joins a band because you suck? Yeah, we know.

Watch: TRIUMPH Launches 2026 50th-Anniversary Tour In Orlando blabbermouth.net/news/watch-tri…

@BLABBERMOUTHNET Why are women so hated by men in the rock / metal community? She is a fantastic drummer and this really shines a spotlight on how awful a lot of guys are on here. No wonder a lot of women are pushed away from metal. And anyone saying she sucks haven’t heard her play at all.

GEDDY LEE Explains Why RUSH Didn't Choose Well-Known Rock Drummer For Upcoming Tour: We 'Wanted To Stay Away From The Obvious Comparisons' blabbermouth.net/news/geddy-lee…

@BLABBERMOUTHNET They were Rush before Neil, they’re still Rush after Neil. People need to get a life. Meanwhile you have bands playing out there with no original members and everyone is fine with it.

GEDDY LEE Explains Decision To Use RUSH Name For Upcoming Tour: 'What The F*** Should We Call It, IRON MAIDEN?' blabbermouth.net/news/geddy-lee…

@SnazzyLabs Outside of books, nobody ever wrote em dashes in emails, now everyone does. You can live in a fantasy world if you’d like.

@MikeTheAverage You haven’t been reading good stuff.

This sentence — which sucks — was written by AI. This fabulous sentence—which transcends perfection—was written by a strapping young lad. Notice the difference? LLMs almost always put spaces in between their em dashes, but real writers basically never do.

@WUTangKids @yankeestruther They used to fit these guys with special needs helmets, now they fit them with maga jackets.

Always one of these idiots at Yankee Stadium 📷by @yankeestruther

@WUTangKids That small sandwich looks like chopped iceberg lettuce on basic bread. Clearly doesn’t know…

Exactly what someone from New Jersey would say

@WUTangKids This must be the new plan. Explains why all the top generals were fired yesterday, it is an illegal order they were not willing to follow.

Ah there it is….surprised it took him this long to post about taking the oil