Mike Tortellini

I miss live music :/

how it feels to gain the trust of an outdoor cat

The extended cut

they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour

Up your butt and around the corner

This pollen is NOT Rizz approved‼️🤧👎🏻

100 gorillas vs 2007 Chris Benoit

@deepfriedchad They rip. Their newest album is really good. Check out the song Run Your Luck

I’ve never listened to Drain. Does anyone have any song recommendations

Oh fuck bro. I’m so there 💯💯💯💯

@Josh_Khalfin What site are you using?

@deepfriedchad It’s unreal

The new Whitechapel album might be the hardest shit I’ve heard in years. They really stepped it up

The John Cena heel turn is a government psyop designed to radicalize the special needs community.

@deepfriedchad Yeah, I got the four day. I’m coming from NY so gonna make a big trip of it

@MikeTorrioni Did you get the 4 day GA? I might go with my homie for a day or 2

Omfg this lineup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOCKEY COUNTRY 🇺🇸

Greatest 9 seconds in hockey history

GOOD MORNING WHO UP FREEING THEIR BIRD 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@wobblymami Lexus or Acura only in this house

Ball knowers recognize Lexus as elite tier for luxury and value and dependability

I prefer to not have my car in the shop every 10k miles and also I am not a major homosexual so no I do not drive BMW

This gave me actual chills. #LGM

PIMP JOB CITY