Mike Weintz

@TheTweetOfGod From God's mouth...

He hates himself. But he has no self-awareness. So he projects. His cruelty is self-flagellation. His vanity is self-contempt. His narcissism is self-loathing. HIs insults are self-owns. His presidency is his pathology. His symptoms are our nightmare.

Today the President of the United States officially paid a woman $5 million for sexually assaulting her. What an absolute disgrace this Nation has become under this administration.

@siegelsw @ClayTravis I hope he didn't bet his life savings on that prediction. At least he got the score right, just backwards!

@ClayTravis Wrong

France wins 2-0 today. Final score. You’re welcome.

Lesson learned... I didn't exactly deny the allegation, but hesitated enough that it looked bad. Sometimes crazy stories are true...consider the source before being dismissive!

Trainee denied everything but never showed up for work again. We paid to have it removed, but the customer fired us anyway...

People ask the craziest thing that's happened in 20+ years of owning a housecleaning company...here it is:

@Dominos_UK Argentina downs England.

tell a terrifying story in 3 words

@ajdmilne @EllynBriggs Word to out of town visitors in St Louis. Don't walk into Amsterdam Tavern and expect to watch anything but soccer. Not happening...

@MikeWeintz @EllynBriggs Tried to watch an early morning rugby World Cup game there in 2019. they had us in the corner on a small tv when the bar was empty and switched it over in the 65th minute when a meaningless spurs game started. Our bad for going there on a Saturday morning!!

Some of the most frequented bars for World Cup watching across the county, per Lyft's June trend report

@aidan_34_powers Truth buddy! You gotta be faithful to your team but JW earned and deserved a lot of respect last night. Most BB fans don't realize just how much he's "clicked" this year. Cards fans are stoked about our team again!

I need Jordan Walker to know that despite the fact I have no choice but to mercilessly boo him for the rest of his career thanks to this derby…he seems like a genuinely great guy and I love his family. Respect the hell out of him and wish he was a Phil

Donald Trump is not a conservative Republican. He's an opportunist. He's not fit to be President of the United States.

@BrawleyDarbon where is the best place to watch England - Argentina Wednesday if you're cheering for England? I'll be somewhere wearing my Ipswich Town jersey.

@VoteAK @MIZManiac @GaryParrishCBS Well no, I realize our President lies all the time and I can't stand the guy. Plenty of BS spewed on X as well.

@MIZManiac @MikeWeintz @GaryParrishCBS You just believe everything they tell you to believe huh

I didn't think anything could be cooler tonight than Kyle Schwarber or Bryce Harper winning the HR Derby in Philadelphia. I was so wrong. Jordan Walker homering on his final six swings to beat Schwarber and quiet an electric stadium was WAY cooler. 😂

@CardinalSTLMuse Hilarious...but the truth.

I can’t stop laughing at this😭😭😭

@b_miklasz It's fun again to watch the Cardinals and all their budding stars! The last few years made me realize how rough Reds and Pirates fans have it. I am grateful we once again have a team worth cheering on!

Exactly one year before he won the 2026 HR Derby in such a dramatic against-all-odds fashion, Jordan Walker was on the IL, going through a minor league rehab assignment with Class AA Springfield. He was recovering from appendicitis. At the time of his illness, Walker had a .210 batting average, .561 OPS, 3 home runs and a 33% strikeout rate for the #STLCards … my goodness what a change in his career and life in a year’s time.

@ButtFreemanEsq @GaryParrishCBS I'm not an asshole in life or on this app, but your response is just dumb. OK Jordan, now hit 6 bombs in a row just like we scripted it. 🙄

@GaryParrishCBS i think it would be much cooler if they stopped rigging sporting events for narrative reasons and gambling reasons. esp when the narrative reasons involve racial narratives.

@VoteAK @GaryParrishCBS Oh yes, it is just such a slam dunk for anyone to hit 6 home runs in a row on cue. What a nonsensical comment.

@GaryParrishCBS Annnd that is why they rigged it for it to happen 🫡 (along with majority of the money being in shwarber & harper)

@theredbird_way Jordan could have a post-baseball career in how to look relaxed in tense situations!

“It’s over” - Bryce Harper Jordan Walker: