Michael Wu

@wuebben @thauburger The true purpose of no meeting Fridays

@thauburger I had an arrival window yesterday of 11-4. Dude showed up at 10:20 and I missed him.

One thing I love on Fridays is an internet technician arrival window of 8am-4pm.

@sabila 🤯is this what they mean by "too big to fail"?

@andyyang @court3r

might f— around and retweep just for the Elon AMA

@leahmg2 @_alexrass

@_alexrass @MikeWuuu

@MikeWuuu you are coming to the New York office!!! Come to NJ and visit me for dinner! I’ll make zucchini bread!

Chocolate zucchini bread @MikeWuuu

@leahmg2 I did make it, but I wouldn’t say it looks great 😅 I miss your chocolate zucchini breads!!! 🍫 🍞 🤤

@MikeWuuu Omg! Did you make it? It still looks great! I miss baking for the office 😥

@MatthewACherry @kauriemac Next time someone asks me what my spirit animal is

This video is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

@thetaratai @randomrobin

A little late to the party, but how good is Shadow and Bone? And how delicious are the men? Nina Zenik is probably my favorite character. She needs her own series not just a subplot in someone else's story. #Netflix #ShadowandBoneNetflix

@MKBHD I prefer the XKCD version xkcd.com/2333/

#ProTip Get vaccinated. It's like a security update for the human body. Everybody loves a good security update

@RSylvetsky @bigtobz @kathmulligan Big deal Becky

@bigtobz @kathmulligan no she doesn’t!!!

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@jshaw Woah congrats Jimmer!

Even though MIT is thanking me for my hard work, it was really all my son, but I am proud of him. #mit2025

@SlurSchwa Opening Twitter when I woke up this morning paid off. Completely forgot about DST. Thanks!!

As you rested, daylight savings occurred. Everyone gains one point of exhaustion.

@SlurSchwa So bagel for breakfast, poutine for lunch, and lobster roll for dinner?

I am now equidistant from three Twitter eng hubs (Boston, New York, and Toronto). I've also got my enhanced driver's license for crossing the border some day. Let's go.

@sabila New Space Jam movie?

@sabila What ice breaker would you use to replace it?