Mike X

Ladies love a knight in shining armor. #Helldivers @helldivers2

@CeeHawk Liberals are definitely not the heroes.

Conservative… heroes?

@goochiwomane @WhiteHouse Trump Derangement Syndrome, much?

No it is not. Arrested Development is the antithesis of everything you stand for. Would love to know the name of the unfortunate staff you have doing the actual work, caring for the bees, while you make these stupid, lazy ass posts. I bet a gagillion dollars not one of this administrations’ supporters has ever seen Arrested. If you have and you’re still there, fucking shame on you.

The buzz is real 🐝 🍯

@castigatridend @amithearsehole We never grow up. We just age.

@MikeXofNYP @amithearsehole This is beyond that. He sounds like he never grew up

My husband needs to touch my breasts to fall asleep. I’m exhausted and need a divorce. AITAH?

@Rainmaker1973 Who?

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy.

@HD2Memes Helldivers is 100% endgame.

@ZenithDisaStar @helldivers2 @StriderOfValor I don't see anything wrong with this.

@helldivers2 @StriderOfValor We can smell your BS, AH.

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@tedlieu Trump > you

Are you experiencing high gas prices and grocery prices? Are you having trouble paying your bills? If so, the President just made fun of you and thinks your concerns about affordability are “bullshit.” November is coming.

@marlene4719 Trump is fucking awesome. That's why THE MAJORITY voted for him.

This is the fucking president of the United States. Unfuckingbelievable. I can’t even imagine the shame and embarrassment 2/3 of the American people are feeling.

@strujillo075 Assassins also refuse to bend...

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel because he refuses to bend, refuses to stay silent, and refuses to let power go unchecked. In a time when too many choose comfort over courage, he uses his voice to challenge deception, expose hypocrisy, and hold leaders accountable—especially Trump.

@DrNeilStone Correction: Those vaccines work.

Most of you will never have had: Measles Mumps Rubella Tetanus Diphtheria Polio And none of you will ever have had Smallpox Why? Because vaccines work

@ShaykhSulaiman Sometimes things have to get worse before they get better. Like how removing a cancerous tumor requires surgery. The human body literally needs to be cut wide open to do it.

@peachdeseo Uncensored video?

what a game

@maddenifico What.

The United States Supreme Court, in the eyes of America and the world.

@MMABabes She's wearing this in public where children can see her?

Ronda Rousey is ready

@ToriatheistTori This is a retarded comparison.

@theliamnissan Except Trump won the popular vote. Also, @FBI .

America at night. So majestic

@MbarkCherguia Only if she puts out.

Is this appropriate for a first date?

@YouTubeCreators No, you don't.

to the creator who feels like giving up: don't, we see you

@libsoftiktok I can only hope.

Transgender Laverne Cox says banning men from women's sports and bathrooms will lead to genocide