Mike Piazza

@BillSimmons Sure did

Hope you saved your Drake Maye MVP ticket

@Willpa11 Your team looks good

A true commander of the tank

And Brady cook throws his 200th INT of the last 3 weeks

@MikeReiss What the

WR Mack Hollins (abdomen) has been placed on injured reserve, the Patriots announce.

@MikeReiss Scene setter

Scene setter: OT Will Campbell, who isn’t eligible to return from injured reserve (knee) until the regular-season finale, is on the trip.

@RapSheet Who doesn’t love Kirk Cousins

“I’d love to get into it.” Allow Kirk Cousins to take you to school

@BillSimmons What does Derrick White have to prove?

I tried to explain the Celtics

@SavageSports_ @Patriots Why is he wearing shoes?

Mack Hollins is a gift. 🎥: @Patriots

@fadule_ Cold shower, black coffee

Hangover cure: -Advil -hot shower -a baddie you went to High School with shows up at your door to “help you clean” (she’s 2 years older than you and way out of your league) -she used to talk to you at parties and even got you a birthday present one year (Tim Tebow jersey) but you never hooked up because she was best friends with your older sister -she makes herself at home and gives you compliments in a fake-nice voice and within 5 minutes you’re smashing - you last all of 90 seconds but she’s not mad she’s strangely pumped -crank the AC to 60 and shut the window blinds and take a nap -when you wake up she’s staring at you but she’s so hot you don’t mind -go to the gym together and crush shoulders while she runs treadmill sprints -play 2000s throwbacks on the drive home and be awestruck by how well she sings “For The First Time” by The Script (she used to sing at school assemblies with her a cappella group) -order Thai food then watch 4 episodes of Friday Night Lights -take a pause break to bang in the Carolina-blue lighting of the paused TV screen (bust inside her upon request - hearing her say this is surreal) -fall asleep on the couch with her arms around your neck and legs wrapped across your body and think to yourself ‘this woman is hot enough to date Derek Jeter what the heck is she doing with me’ - donate $100 to a special needs charity as a thank you to the universe -type out a long-winded ‘love you boys’ text to your fantasy football group chat but backspace the entire paragraph and instead say “When’s the draft”

@ryenarussillo This why we keep an old head around

On this day in 2001, Iverson scored 48 points in Game 1 of The Finals on 41 FGAs. The rest of the Sixers combined for 42 FGAs.

@CesarSuarez_30 Dignity in the pursuit

Execution is important. High-paying job, 6AM lifts, perfect macros etc., But so does the wandering. The detours. The gut calls that make no sense until they do. Dots that only connect when looking backwards. There’s an art to discipline. And an art to drift.

@StoolGreenie Fucking morons

Because they are morons

@HoopMixOnly Zydrunas Ilgauskas

First player NOT named LeBron James that comes to mind

You didn’t need to tell me to do so today

The New York Knicks have taken the lead over the Boston Celtics after being down 14

@StoolGreenie You could say that

This Shams bomb is going to be a shotgun blast to the chest

@TheNBACentel Injuries, old age, and youth @jrbetts21

WHO’S STOPPING THIS BIG 3???

@NBAonTNT Don’t let us get one

@BrianTRobb This is ridiculous. He’s wide open and already into his shooting motion as Brunson falls. Even if he passes it the Knicks will recover in time

The Celtics have turned down two points a fair amount in this series. This was a costly one.

@SeanGrandePBP Road dogs. See you Saturday

BOSTON CELTICS PLAYOFFS (2022-2025) 23-16 at home 22-9 on the road 22 wins in 31 road playoff games matches the NBA record (Cleveland 2010-17, Golden State 2017-22).

@BillSimmons Need an emergency pod now

IT FELT WORSE