Mike Shmit

youtu.be/mEbjkKVDydo we truly live in a blessed time

@EpicNNG Why don't you have rat shadows turned on

the best part of Dishonored is that you can kill the rats I've killed 23 rats so far

pre dot com bubble

PIH 2 TRAILER! I fucking love indie games!

Okay, this is crazy #tomodachilife

@CantEverDie Sorry got mine in can't read the comments

is it possible to read one sentence in a day?

@AmySightHazy Omg food here Yep I'm so hungry Yep I'm going to eat it now Yep

can you guys just give me the hit tweet i dont feel like coming up with a caption

took a lil edible and this popped up and made me laugh til i cried. still not sure why

@kirnixis Ok but why did he need to include the heights? Did he get there and pull out a tape measure

he deleted the video but this entire video was a story time vlog about how his mom drove him to the airport so he could meet and suck off some trans woman in LA

if you laugh

Just saw a donkey eating a fig from a tree I can’t stop laughing 😭

Two Sentence Horror: I was thirsty, so I cracked open a can of Mr. Pibb. It tasted a bit off, so I re-checked the label to reveal that I had covered the "-y glitch" with my thumb...

@koreybruhyt Wtf is that dvd case, I only see that 2 disk layout on cases with 20 dvds in there

Okay this thing wasn't shrink wrapped someone fucking stole the dvd

This is never leaving drafts

I always did love that the western take on Survival Horror was just Half Life 1 but you hear a baby crying in the distance.

One of the strangest Roblox bugs of all time in my opinion is this one recorded by Hackerhunter100, in November 2009. "whenever you play roblox and spore at the same time the files mix and everything glitches"

i’m a fanartist on twitter and this is my #hl2vrai fanart

@butchbenrey Might be neither the streams on pause

i hope hl2vrai benry is either - incredibly petty and spiteful towards gordon or - even more perverted and homoerotic than he in hlvrai or maybe both. both could be good too.