Mike Wills

@stevetraveller At least it wasn’t in Switzerland 🇨🇭 it would have been 50

Thanks to my poor sense of direction and my even poorer understanding of Spanish, the taxi driver has dropped me further from my intended destination than where we started from. And being British l just tipped him and walked off. Not the best €10 I’ve spent. #britabroad

@stevetraveller @RNLI Looks awful!

Left work early to pack as I’m off to the airport later... but when you have this view outside your front door l opted for a quick dip and an ice cream instead! #RespectTheWater @RNLI #swimbetweentheflags #lifeguards #FridayFeeling #bournemouth #alumchinebeach #notabadplacetolive

@clasbytenseven As soon as I heard the news I thought of you 😀

@clasbytenseven John Noakes wearing the most unsuitable trousers ever for climbing

@British_Airways gave up after 42 minutes waiting in a q for help from ex club. Please help member 25437996

@British_Airways your executive club customer service is awful. Love the brand but been waiting for 32 mins- please help member 25437996

Night out at School of Rock

@clasbytenseven I forgot what a fan you are 🎾😀

@AFCWimbledon hi when do tickets for the Bradford home game go on sale ?

@sheppertonswim great, looking forward to it

@sheppertonswim hi are you open this sat and sun?

Looking good twitter.com/sheppertonswim…

@sheppertonswim @Zone3official great thanks for the update. Looking forward to a summers evening swim :-)

@sheppertonswim hi will I be able to hire a wetsuit tonight ?

@AFCWimbledon how many tickets have we sold for Wembley now?? Is it over 20,000?

@sheppertonswim great see you tomorrow

@sheppertonswim hi will I be able to hire a wetsuit tomorrow

@AFCWimbledon brilliant result! Roll on Saturday :-)

@Qantas thanks so much Maisie that's perfect. You've made a 22 hour flight to Melbourne seem a lot more bearable :-)

@Qantas hi there that would be great if you could do that please. Really appreciate your help in trying to work this out for us.