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@theberneese Jesus! you're not even as tall as their shoulders 😭

I'm going to frame this pitcure🧡❤️

@BelloAdebayo20 @realFemiOtedola Baddest 🙌😂

@realFemiOtedola Uncle Femi you still have one introduction left to make....

Yesterday evening my honour to have the 2nd richest black man in the world (and my London neighbour) over for dinner. The one and only Abdul Samad Rabiu 🙌🏾… F.Ote💲

@realFemiOtedola But you didn't invite me ehn, nig boss.

@tobyasky @Big_Emrys You're not even serious, smh. Till the legs do us part 〽️

@Big_Emrys No sir, I’ll play until 45

Al Nassr’s wage bill. My God. 4 million euros per week tax free, Holy Mary😭

@moredeal20 @LionelKuti10 @UnkleAyo Omo Crazy 😧.

@LionelKuti10 @UnkleAyo This happened to me in Ukraine as a medical student I used my passport to buy a car for a car dealer from the border with Poland, 5 years later when I was traveling across the border in a public to Slovakia I was only the one that didn’t continue with the bus.

3 years from now, when you're fingered in a crime or stopped at the airport as you're about to travel - As you stand in awe with bangles on your hands knowing fully that you're innocent, please remember, Remember that in 2025, you gave Ayilori your NIN and BVN to win a laptop.

@OmofurhietaPaul @DukeDarls @OTgenesys1 Why you dey laugh na, make we verify whether to invest abi 😅

@Mikexofcourse @DukeDarls @OTgenesys1 😂😂😂

I dreamt last night that 39 billion won another big odd and this time around almost half of Twitter Ng played the game Now the funny thing is, I’m blocked by him. We had an exchange a year ago & we blocked each other I’ve delivered what was revealed to me, Good luck y’all 🥂💜

@DukeDarls @OTgenesys1 Do you have a track record of seeing things that happen?

@OTgenesys1 Not PR, just stating what I saw

@Dxcmodels @simbazz2op @UnkleAyo That's why the government weaponized poverty. The lack of enlightenment keeps majority of the population in darkness and completely vulnerable to manipulation.

@simbazz2op @UnkleAyo The solution is not with people who have phones to watch this 3 people content. The solution is who will take thier messages to the grassroots to people who cant access internet and social media people that cant read and write. They are the majority that carry the vote

We genuinely underestimate what Tunde Ednut is doing on Instagram. Singlehandedly holding down the forte, on there. Imagine someone like him decides to form apolitical. Nigeria has decayed too far for anyone to sit on a fence - that is how you utilize your influence.

@UnkleAyo @Rinsole_T Konji done dey wound you lowkey

There's an overwhelmingly disturbing pandemic of beautiful women. "The beautiful ones are yet to be born, no longer holds true". Before you meet one ugly woman, you'll swim through hundreds of beautiful women. What a time to be alive.

@samson_samsen @UnkleAyo For naija you go don see like 10-15 mid ones before you see fine one, nor be lie.

@UnkleAyo I live in Nigeria. Our reality is different, Ayo 🫵😩

@MrCharlesky Active, what's up boss.

Opportunity for only those that have laptop. Up and available?

@tobyasky @Real_jaeflex @ErlingHaaland Boss, low key una get garri for UK?

@Real_jaeflex @ErlingHaaland Garri too much boss

Erling why are you the only one wearing a glass? Explain yourself @ErlingHaaland

@itsSh0la @the_Lawrenz Shola Dolla 🙌

@the_Lawrenz Send dollars once World Cup finish.

I’ve made World Cup content to post back to back for the next 9 days. I’m so excited. 😁😁😁

@crypnight_x @tobyasky @Idowu_Yusuf_QA look how childish you sound 😭

@tobyasky @Idowu_Yusuf_QA Video call him and post…

Joke’s on you 😅

@morenikeji_48 @seyikanbai The people in the CS say she's a pornstar, so idk.

@seyikanbai Wait, what is going on in this cs? The guy on white stated he has a girlfriend and she respected that. The black guy starts badmouthing him, so how come y'all are calling her 'bitch' and 'whore'? Like can't you call the other guy out without piling on the lady The hell?

Ada Of London wanted this guy to kiss her hands but he rejected, saying he has a Girlfriend. Brotherhood is very proud of him 👏🏼👏🏼

@talk2somto @just_brown011 @seyikanbai @davrel99 Jesu!! 🙆 @davrel99

@just_brown011 @seyikanbai @davrel99 He's very f00lish, with him hairline wey start for maiduguri

@tobyasky @ingu100 @DM_1986_ @laura_woodsy You're talking to insane people brev.

@ingu100 @DM_1986_ @laura_woodsy My God. I responded to someone who has used retarded, but you simply turned a blind eye, but, you’re actually blaming a responder lol😂

I am happy this is being pointed out. I’m a big fan of @laura_woodsy and I’ve consistently tweeted that Ally McCoist is my favorite commentator…but Saturday was a disaster. I genuinely thought I was listening to those guys from AFTV on commentary and punditry. Aren’t the team supposed to be unbiased? I thought post-match punditry would even be better but it was worse, terrible.

@tobyasky You just be like all those computer guru FBI agents for american film wey dey brief field agents on targets before them start mission.

Firstly, I appreciate the fact that people read my stuff and even reference my stuff on my behalf on other posts of mine😅. It shows that people learn a lot here. This is appreciated. Let me give you more examples of Sporting Directors - Coach relationships. Txiki Begiristain & Pep Txiki was firstly Pep’s team mate at Barcelona as a player. He retired and became Director of Football at Barcelona. Guess what? He’s the one that appointed Pep as Barcelona coach from the B-Team. Yes, Pep owes him everything because that first job is the most important one. It’s the breakthrough. Txiki moved to Man City, he appointed Pep later in 2016, and the rest is history. They won everything together. That’s one of the greatest relationships in football. They’ve known each other for like 40 years. There’s also Monchi & Unai Emery. Monchi was Sporting Director at Sevilla. You remember when Emery was winning back to back Europa Leagues with Sevilla, yes Monchi was the one working BTS. He hired Emery. When Emery joined Villa, and saved them from that relegation spot. He REQUESTED for Villa to appoint Monchi in that summer, they listened to Emery, and the rest is what? History. There’s Richard Hughes and Iraola. He was Technical Director at Bournemouth, he appointed Iraola after years of monitoring him. Liverpool stole Richard to become their Sporting Director. Richard has now appointed Iraola once again😅 Stick to those who give you success😅 There are other examples, but add yours?

@jaggsamardi @tjmilky47 @UnkleAyo Most times, 90% of the time, Arsenal fans leave banter and rain abuses and curses on people. You can't have a clean banter with Arsenal fans without them taking it personal.

@tjmilky47 @UnkleAyo But saying Bruno is better than Ozil and KDB, or Caicedo is better than Rice and Odegaard combined, or that you rather watch Tinubu do 2 tenures than Arsenal winning anything is mere banter, right? IIWII mate!

Arsenal might be more than just a football club - has to be a secret cult bound by blood covenant. There's no club I don't see getting bantered on here - Chelshit, GbanU, Apodapool. They all chest it like men. Wtf is all these victim mentality? Stinking up the TL 3 days after.

@efenedema @tobyasky Yeah, that's how it is in football. Wingers are the highest rated in football, followed by strikers, then midfielders, fullbacks and center backs. The flashier positions are higher rated.

@Mikexofcourse @tobyasky True. But defenders don't get the same adulation and love as strikers and other goal scorers

Sports is like dopamine, its just crazy. Yaya Toure said on a recent podcast that he wakes up everyday, feeling useless, he probably does not know what to do with his life, he said his kids ask him why he's not happy. Bro misses the game, he misses the routine, he misses the dressing rooms, he misses 70,000 screaming his name, he misses the adrenaline rush when he hits a 50-yard pass, its just crazy. Imagine playing football everyday from like 5 years old till 35 years old, you retire and all of a sudden, you don't know what to do with your life, because you've done nothing else all your life. You suddenly become a stranger on earth. This is why many of them do their coaching badges before they retire, they go right back into it like they never left, others become pundits, commentators, youth coaches, sports ambassador, they just cannot fucking leave the game, its an addiction. This is what made them who they are, this is what makes them feel important, they miss the love shown by millions of people around the world, so I understand Serena. Give credit to those who leave it and never look back. Yeah, give credit, because it's hard.