michael mumblecorpse

@PeachJars Rude

*spits on you*

@Allie_Eby STOPPPP

on my knees begging for more RTs and likes (but in a sexy way)

@grlnextbackdoor They weren’t deserving of the feed that ur serving

Why did I ever think it could ever be different lol

@Allie_Eby WALLIE

@Allie_Eby That’s how I felt about Helen Hunt in twister

@C05M1C57R4N63R 🤢

girl hell no

@houellebetch Reading the classics, I see

@notsofiacoppola Let’s 👏🏼 get 👏🏼 these 👏🏼 riblets 👏🏼

This might be what motivates me to start dating again. Nothing more American than a weekly date night at Applebee’s followed by sloppy toppy in the parking lot.

@Allie_Eby No 🙅🏻‍♂️

@dash_eats Noooo sweet innocent child

This is who you’re being mean to btw

@kylejdavidson @EgyptianLA I can send an email to any number of people instantly from my personal gmail...

@EgyptianLA Email says it was sent 9:06, opened it at 9:06, immediately loaded website and it was sold out lol. I’m guessing the email must have gone to some people earlier and some later. 🫠

The presale window for tickets to see THE KILLER on 11/9 with David Fincher in person has been rescheduled. The new date and time is tomorrow, Thurs Oct 26, at 9 AM PT. The ticket link will be sent to our email list. Tickets are limited and first come, first served.

@EgyptianLA wow, page wouldn't load and as soon as it did, sold out

@bambinahahaha Nature 🍃is magic ✨

Today I have time to go on a HIKE with my FRIEND! This Is So Epic. I love Nature!!!!!!!!!!!! ☯️ 🌲

Average global temperatures per year since 1880 until 2023

@andysoftrocker The latter

Do striking workers get paid by the union? Or are they just all burning through their savings?

@bambinahahaha We should pretend we want to move to one and take a tour

who lives here? & tell me what it’s like

@dash_eats Patiently waiting

Hope all the sick fucks on here are happy I’m taking photos of the irises of my eyes in full sunlight

@bambinahahaha Dang I gotta steal this move

last night a man gave me his full name, phone number, email address, his mother’s phone # & a yellow balloon as I was leaving an event