Mike Bell

@DPJHodges Didn't stop Winston Churchill did it....?

I was in Stranger's Bar on Monday night. The reports about Angela Rayner are true. If the choice facing the Labour Party is between her and Keir Starmer, they must stick with Starmer > Daily Mail > dailymail.com/debate/article…

@3YearLetterman Class. Simples.

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

Cristiano Ronaldo’s iconic header against Sampdoria has been crowned the greatest headed goal in football history.👏🐐

Get your @KentCricket Daniel Bell Drummond 2026 Testimonial cap from the Club shop. Available in three colours, including a flashy half gold one. 🏏

He clearly has a genuinely lovely grace as a jockey, hence Nicky H retains him. But my personal opinion is that Nico does fall off too often. Sorry, had to say it.

@prodnose Call your hand and raise you with Andy Williams AND Neil Diamond.

If ever I played Pro Celeb Interaction Poker I simply cannot be beaten. I have met: All FOUR Beatles Muhammed Ali David Bowie Michael Jackson There's my opening hand.

Third left in the crowd I'm pretty sure that's Harry Maguire just before @ManUtd extended his contract. 😀 #mufc

@garethn @Fan0fCrawley Blimey! There are also many clips of some good shots, but your style of 'balanced critique' ( #NOT ) clearly matters to you, so I'll leave it, as we could otherwise be here a while. Have a good evening.

@MilesOnside @Fan0fCrawley We're talking about this, right? x.com/i/status/20397…

Just under 17 hours until Zak Crawley gets his first duck of the season.

@garethn @Fan0fCrawley Of course. But really, that was no critique. Was it?

@MilesOnside @Fan0fCrawley He's a professional cricketer. Should he not be critiqued on his cricket?

@CharlotteCGill Because she's done both. What's your problem with that, do explain?

Why not just services to Cricket?

@prodnose You are either offside or you're not. Hence this is offside. End of, as you were.

Look at this bullshit. This is what football supporters have been cowed into accepting in their game by television. Fuck off television. And every single vampire creep who is an apologist for this nonsense

@NoContextBrits #JobDone

You have to remove one item. Which is it?

Never put off until tomorrow what you might avoid doing altogether. 👍

@TheRealJamieKay In fact add fried bread, but no tomatoes, no black pudding, and DEFFO no mushrooms.

@TheRealJamieKay Fried bread.

Today’s breakfast. Anything missing?

@Smido11 John Cooper Clarke surely?

New favourite trainer alert. 🐎

@pepsi Unfortunately I'm restricted to 140 characters. Otherwise I'd try to help.

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@optimistictory I don't.

Dear restaurant owners: We all hate the QR code menus. Stop. -everyone

@thebedfordfox Is this where "maiden over" originated?

I love this picture. You can just see that she's put a bit of drift on that ball before it rips in to clean up her hapless brother's stumps. Poetry.