@DrRJWebb I heard there's a big sign above the door that just says 10% Dex in neon
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Miles Whitfield
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Join me in PICU… kreb’s cycle is quite important!
Oren Gottfried, MD@OGdukeneurosurg
Knowing the Krebs cycle and Brachial plexus saved how many lives?
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@neil_thakrar @NGHnhstrust @SimonGayGP @NGHMedicalEd @NGHSim_Resus @UHNNHSGroup @LeMedSchool @CTFLeics @UHL_ClinEd @tasme_uk @asmeofficial @UK_CReME Wahoooooo, fully deserved!!!
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Pleasant and very unnecessary surprise from my tutees in our final tutor meeting as they get set to move on from the Foundation Year.
Doctors love free chocolates… I see the medschool has taught them their most important lesson 😎
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@timricketts_ Did you even smell the urine Tim?? Serum asparagus was obviously first line
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People talk about “hangxiety” after a night out drinking.
I get “planxiety”, the day after a night shift clerking on MAU. It’s the fear that your plans are getting rinsed by the consultants on the post take ward round.
“Tim didn’t even request a serum asparagus, what a clown”
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@timricketts_ @DrEilidhMaria Think it's a skincare issue tbh Tim, where's your SPF?
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@DrEilidhMaria @ me again when you’ve done a few more weekend ward cover shifts
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I regularly get told by patients I look too young to be a doctor. I always reply with “how old do you think I am?”
They usually then give an answer that isn’t too far wrong (I’m 27), so apparently late twenties is too young.
How old does the general public think doctors are?
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See also - people all piling into coffee shops and then treating the staff like dirt because it’s busy. 16 year old me wasn’t responsible for the fact you all decided to come here at the same time
Nathan Blood@nattasswfc
Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends
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@Jon_D_Dennis @weschannell95 @timricketts_ London road Pepe’s was a weak in n out replacement and you know it Jon
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@weschannell95 @MilesWhitfield3 @timricketts_ Maryland for the win.
Let us not forget about Pepes. Both the one in town and the London Road one.
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You'd be forgiven for thinking this was some sort of ICP volume-pressure curve at first, but no, it's just A+E performance over the years
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@MichaelLacey96 @Anniedroid_ I thought the d was for depression
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@Anniedroid_ The ABC of medical ward cover as I see them:
A is for airway.
B is for bringing 1 cannula will mean you need 2.
C is for cargo trousers.
D is for do the PR yourself.
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Might as well get a tattoo of Hepatitis serology at this point
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@SusilPallikada1 @timricketts_ Here to pump those follower counts on a Monday evening
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@MilesWhitfield3 @timricketts_ I have to say it was overwhelming at first but I’m into it now
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Is there a medical (or even non medical) specialty with as much variety as cardiology? 🧐(Excluding ED)
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@CTFLeics @DrHannahDawn @DrLucyLu_ @SameerM137 @mededtutor83 @hannah_bonfield Mango was done dirty and I stand by it
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Lesson #1 is to always read the question carefully…
…Oreo was in 2021 😛
@MilesWhitfield3 @DrHannahDawn @DrLucyLu_ @SameerM137 @mededtutor83 @hannah_bonfield
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@timricketts_ This is like when you randomise a character on skyrim
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I need a new smart card for my next rotation in a different trust, and rather than using the picture I sent for my new ID card, they decided to reuse my cursed smartcard picture. I’m fuming
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@MichaelLacey96 @weschannell95 Pc: acopia
Plan: coamox, senior rv
M lacey sho BDE
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@weschannell95 Nah 4th night is the best
Where the true potential for super sayan SHO form kicks in
(Disclaimer: I work 10 minutes walk from my flat and I have slept for 8 hours straight ahead of my shift tonight)
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Why does doing 4 nights make me feel exponentially worse than doing 3?
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