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@EODHappyCaptain I moved to San Antonio the Friday before Hurricane Harvey hit. The bulk of the storm hit Houston, but we had to go to HEB that day. Hubby and I laughed because HEB was out of beer, tortilla chips, queso and salsa. Texas hurricane essentials 😆

Me: moves from FL panhandle to San Antonio Hurricanes:

@EODHappyCaptain San Antonio here 😎 My one restaurant recommendation: La Panadería @breadcultura

Turns out 90% of the people who follow me Are in San Antonio. Who knew?

And just like that, I’ve signed into my new unit. Happy to be joining the Army ROTC Team at the University of the Incarnate Word (@uiwcardinals) in San Antonio, TX.

@woot @woot I did- I’m just waiting for a response back ❤️

@Milfamfour Ohh!! Be sure to DM us about your rare sticker!

@woot Thanks for the Birthday BOC. I found the rare sticker!

@SpencerHakimian We need to FOIA that 911 call

Lindsey Graham wasn’t married and had no kids. So who called the police in the middle of the night?

@DeanTTraining Oh my word- I just made the Oreo Blizzard recipe. I followed instructions to the letter- it was delicious. I can still enjoy a small treat every once in a while ❤️ Many thanks!!!

All 7 of these recipes taste like REAL Ice Cream The best part??? They only cost you a fraction of the Calories while providing you 5x the Protein WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! Recipes: 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗟 - 360ml Fat Free Fairlife - 2 servings Sugar Free Cheesecake Jello Pudding Mix -3 squeezes of SweetLeaf Sweet Drops Vanilla Sweetener - 1 serving True Nutrition French Vanilla Egg White Protein Powder - 12g sprinkles - 2g Xanthan Gum 350 Calories / 45g Protein 𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗢𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗥𝗟 - 300ml Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk - 120ml Whole Milk from Fairlife - 68g Trueflavor Cinnamon Toast Swirl Egg White Protein Powder from True Nutrition - 41g Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal - 2g Xanthan Gum 500 calories / 58g protein 𝗢𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗣 𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗘 - 300ml Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk - 120ml Whole Milk from Fairlife - 76g Oatmeal Cookie Protein Powder from JYM - 2 Chunky Chocolate Chip Cookies - 2g Xanthan Gum 550 calories / 57g protein 𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗢 𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗭𝗭𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗔 - 240ml Fairlife Skim Milk - 240ml Almond Milk Unsweetened Vanilla - 51g True Nutrition Cookies N Cream Egg White Protein - 30g Oreos Cookies N Creme Instant Pudding Mix - 4 Oreo Thins - 2g Xanthan Gum 540 calories / 50g protein 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗨𝗣 - 480ml Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk - 51g Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Egg White Protein - 32g 100% Peanuts Natural Peanut Butter - 10g Zero Sugar Chocolate Pudding Mix - 2g Xanthan Gum 450 calories / 46g protein 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗩𝗔 - 480ml Fairlife Chocolate Milk - 51g Chocolate Fudge Brownie Egg White Protein from True Nutrition - 10g Chocolate Sugar Free Jello Mix - 2g Xanthan Gum 490 calories / 62g protein 𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗥𝗟 - 480ml Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk - 51g Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Egg White Protein - 13g PB2 - 150g Banana Dannon Light & Fit Greek Yogurt - 2g Xanthan Gum 380 calories / 56g protein 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 - Put all Creami ingredients (minus the Xanthan gum) in the cup - Froth it - Add Xanthan gum - Froth again - Freeze for 24+ hours with NO LID - Thaw out for 15-20 minutes - Put lid on then run the side & bottom under hot water for 30-40 seconds - Load in mixing cup with that lid & blade - Click full and hit spin - Add 30 more ml of milk after initial spin - Click full & respin - Add mix ins - Click full again and hit mix in (do this even if you did NOT add mix ins) - Enjoy One final note: When in doubt…RESPIN!!!!!!

@kenzianidiot You have to let it works its magic, those ants are not long for this world. Terro works

they told me to stop using them bc they increases ant activity 😭😭

@japan_nobunaga I’m late to the party- but wanted to say thank you - I read this out loud to my family and we laughed and smiled- as it was amazing to experience it through your eyes. We have been taking the free chips for granted for too long. Thank you Japanese friend! ❤️🙇🏼‍♀️

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

@EODHappyCaptain @PieCouncilUSA - it is time to right this wrong. Please recognize @EODHappyCaptain membership and bestow upon him all of the benefits he so richly deserves as a member.

A year ago, while I was at the grocery store, I noticed that all the pies had stickers on them. They were awarded for excellence from The American Pie Council. I knew that I needed to be a member of this prestigious organization so I applied for membership and paid them $60. They took my money but never replied to my email or gave me access to their delicious recipes. A year later, they still have not replied, and all of the pies at the store are missing their stickers. I am beginning to think that the organization was a scam to take my money.

@TonawadaRevenge @ByuSome And… these missing books of the bible weren’t found in the holy land… they were found in a hillside in Western New York State

@ByuSome Your religion was founded by a guy that shouted translations of golden plates in a hat that only he was allowed to see. Surely out of all the creationist stories that seem ludicrous that this one specifically could result in disbelief and derision, right?

To all those saying members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints aren't Christians, I just want you to know 2 things: 1. We're Christian. 2. When you realize #1 and decide to actually understand our beliefs (not the lies) and get baptized in this the true Church of Jesus Christ, we'll frankly forgive you and welcome you with open arms.

@TracesofTexas What a cool photo! ❤️

A snowy scene in San Antonio in January, 1947. I was wondering where, exactly, this was taken and then I spied the bottom of the Majestic theater sign on the right. It was taken in the 200 block of Houston street on a rare snow day in San Antonio. I was thinking about researching the exact date it snowed but then I thought that, if I do all the work, that leaves nothing for y'all to do. 😉

@OPTester_Chris I believe she knows her rights and is entitled to legal representation

@OPTester_Chris It’s a chocolate cuddle puddle! ❤️❤️

@Amelia558rs That dress looks beautiful on you. Question to ask yourself: When you look back at photos and in memories in the future, do you want to see YOUR dress or a dress that somebody else wanted? If you give your MIL power now, it’s going to be worse in the future.

@Matt_Pinner Winifred - Winnie for short :)

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@MCO Well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😆

Travel tips from our good boys and girls! 🐶✈️

@OPTester_Chris Love it!

@OPTester_Chris Now this is a foundation I support ❤️

@jankrav @atrupar Also don’t forget, stupid DOGE department wiped out a lot of state department employees, so the backlog will even be worse 🤬

@atrupar A driver’s license won’t suffice. A Real ID won’t suffice. Everyone will have to re-register if they don’t have a passport. Passports cost $125+ and there is a wait time. If everyone without a passport has to get one, imagine the backlog- sowing chaos into the upcoming elections.

Leavitt: "As far as married women who have changed their name, if they're already registered to vote, they're entirely unaffected by the SAVE Act. And for the small fraction of individuals who have changed their name or their address, they can still register to vote of course, they just have to go through their state processes to update that documentation."