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@GeraldPimm @pikkkkaro Mobile network also on fire

@GeraldPimm @pikkkkaro Real world leaders

>invented wifi >has the shittest wifi in the entire world

@thfcroki You can achieve great things with day drinking

Who the fuck pees 6 times a day

@lockysocke @SaladBarFan What’s with the aus android app and LARP posts? You’re as Australian as Budweiser

@SaladBarFan Fun fact: Australians generally don't eat Vegemite! It's actually an old myth stemming from yeast being a central part of everything in early Australia. The convicts had bear and bread, so some of them jokingly made Vegemite from it. So it's actually pretty uncommon here!

A friend gave some to me and now I’m vegemitepilled. Thank u aussiebros

@ProV1Smile Post death beers goes the hardest but none of you would know

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

@QueenNiyo Ocean is bald now?

navi experiencing firepower issues hmmm..i wonder which BALD AMERICAN PLAYER WITH CRAZY FIREPOWER was available last year

@ksaskskssh @SPUNJ Niko gonna ruin them with a 0.6 rating

@SPUNJ Put Shitality in the same bracket/group as Falcons, so that Falcons will teach Shitality a lesson

If Vitality win Rio flawlessly and win their opening game in Fortworth they will beat NiPs map record of 34.

@hoackzAU @FallingDarragh Leave them alone, they need the participation trophy from the tourney they made up specifically to win something

@FallingDarragh Can we also make it for majors only as well? Falcons having EWC "wins" as stars on their logo is ridiculous.

It should be esports law that you can only display stars on the jersey of the esport you won the championship in. Another thing Vitality are doing right.

@Sammy_Litch @princesanggano Oi don’t fuckin disrespect Sunnyvale

@princesanggano the coke ruined it? the jack daniels ruined it, I understand people doing this fancy shit for high end whiskey but you're using the lowest of the low god damn jack daniels, the goon of whiskey (goon is aussie slang for box wine)

The coke ruined it

@amrutha_rao_ I will give you 40 billion if you can build the torment nexus

We’ll build anything for you in the next 36 hours only. Highest bid wins. Forbes 30u30 founder + Informatics Olympiad perfect scorer + $1.3M ARR builder + Columbia and Harvard’s highest-signal builders. DMs open.

@_TomHoward @stableshaman ‘Before Steve jobs invented’ My mans he didn’t invent shit, he was the reason the first Mac had a 100% fail rate even because he knew fuck all about computers and cared only about aesthetics

@stableshaman This was before Steve Jobs invented USB-C

Who designed this? How is it so much worse in every way than any other cable? Was it a prank? It never fits right, it feels loose, it falls out, breaks easily literally what was the point?

@ainttits $17.3k gp

just unboxed this, can i get a price check?

@C0J0M0 Great advice tbh Utility is for cowards(yes I am 100 elo and can’t win against people who go afk halfway thru a round to hit a bong)

Your daily reminder that anyone can type comments and that most advice will keep you hardstuck 😭

@WistfulHunger Funny how falcons can drop millions on some of the best players in games and still can’t build a team

Might be the worst single day I've seen an esports team have 0-4 in series and 0-10 in maps across 3 different games and playoffs by Falcons LMAOOOOOOO

@HPBaylo @thereisnobeth What in the seppo LARPing as an Australian have I come across here?

@thereisnobeth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Honey what part isn't clicking in your brain nobody calls it an hsp cos that isn't even correct grammar You're basing it off how apps r designed and claiming ppl in Australia call it this STFU Again no we don't call it a hsp just called a snack pack

I love that Australia calls it a Halal Snack Pack bc we just call it Meat on Chips

@HoneybeeAncient @Kirby64Guy @DiamondsChest Oh, I was joking, without the most base exploits(phasing with alt key and auto jumping) I believe you can’t even beat enough levels to even unlock act 2

@Milken420 @Kirby64Guy @DiamondsChest Some of the levels are impossible regardless, though.

Edmund is literally one of the only indie creators to have personal beef with PETA what the fuck are you talking about

@HoneybeeAncient @Kirby64Guy @DiamondsChest But it can be done

@Kirby64Guy @DiamondsChest Because, if I recall correctly: Peta ripped the first Meatboy game and just changed Meatboy into Tofuboy. So he added Tofuboy as a joke character. GOOD LUCK BEATING IT WITHOUT EXPLOITS

@SamwiseUp @EVScapeOfficial Terrible perspective on both sides

@EVScapeOfficial Strong brushwork, terrible life choices.

Got a strike on YouTube for this one ngl

@fuzzybluerain I can guarantee I’ve either bought him a beer at one point or been glassed by him

guy on hinge is cute and seems funny but a) he put his ethnicity as "yakubian" and b) he lives in ballarat 😭

@cosmicjester Got ya with the pink batts

Just got killed by Kevin Rudd in Battlefield 6. Humiliating.