Bobby B.

This man is about to get his d*ck sucked like never before.

The mathematics of love

"Apparently we contaminated the crime scene cause that spell uses a lot of glitter" 💀

Mind boggling indeed!

Give these guys an Oscar.

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THIS IS COMPLETELY WILD

THE GUY WHO BUILT CLAUDE CODE USES A SINGLE CLAUDE. MD FILE WITH RULES, ERRORS, AND CONVENTIONS THAT THE MODEL READS EVERY SESSION.

my accountant told me last month he has a client who writes off $8K/month in "coffee meetings" i asked how thats even possible "he buys coffee for strangers at the airport" this guy lives in nashville flies to a different city 3-4 times a month for "business development" sits in the airport lounge for 6 hours walks around and spots people who look like they run businesses "hey man heading to dallas too? can i buy you a coffee?" 15 minute conversation at the gate exchanges linkedin if theyre a good fit he follows up 2 days later: "good talking to you at the airport - saw on your profile youre in [industry]. we help companies like yours with [problem]. would it make sense to explore this?" conversion rate from coffee → booked call: 41% last year he closed $380K in revenue from airport conversations total cost: - flights: $46K (only books refundable tickets, cancels half of them) - coffees: $8,400 - lounge memberships: $1,200 total: $55,600 in expenses return: $379,000 6.7x ROI "why not just cold email or go to networking events" "networking events are full of people trying to sell. airports are full of people trying to get home. their guard is down. they have time to kill. a $6 coffee feels like hospitality not a pitch." he tracks every conversation in a notion database airport, persons name, company, flight number, what they ordered, topics discussed 217 coffees bought last year 89 turned into calls 14 turned into clients average deal size: $27K the IRS audited him in 2024 he showed them: - boarding passes - receipts with timestamps - linkedin messages matching the dates - closed deals traced back to specific airports they approved everything his biggest month was september sat in LaGuardia for 11 hours on a delayed flight bought coffee for 6 people 4 of them booked calls 2 closed for a combined $61K "that delayed flight made me more than most peoples salary" no ads no cold calls no website traffic no followers just a guy who realized business class lounges are full of his exact ICP and theyre all sitting there bored as hell with nothing to do most people avoid conversations at airports this guy built a $380K pipeline from them

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

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When they finally kill me im glad Candace is my friend. Because she’s the kind of friend who actually cares and will fight for the truth. Most of you reading this would never have such dedication from your wife let alone a friend. Friends like her are one in a billion.

TASK You are a senior financial analyst and professional bookkeeper with extensive experience in business accounting, expense categorization, and financial reporting. Your task is to analyze my bank statements and automatically organize all transactions into clear income and expense categories. CONTEXT ABOUT MY NEEDS: - Documents provided: Bank statements or transaction exports - Time period: [Month / Quarter / Full year] - Account type: [Personal / Business / Mixed] - Goal: Turn raw transactions into organized bookkeeping records - Output use: Expense tracking, bookkeeping, and tax preparation(Excel/ spreadsheet) REQUIREMENTS: 1. Extract all transactions from the statements 2. Identify and separate income from expenses 3. Classify each transaction into appropriate accounting categories 4. Group recurring payments and subscriptions 5. Detect unusual or large transactions that may need review 6. Summarize totals for each category 7. Provide a clean financial overview for the entire period 8. If you doubt anything, don’t hallucinate, ask me before proceeding DELIVERABLES I NEED: □ Structured table of all transactions □ Income vs expense breakdown □ Categorized expense report □ Monthly financial summary □ Recurring payment list □ Yearly totals by category SUCCESS MEANS I CAN: □ Clearly see all income sources □ Understand where my money is going □ View categorized expenses for the entire period □ Identify recurring subscriptions and payments □ Use the report directly for bookkeeping or tax preparation □ Replace hours of manual bookkeeping with an organized financial report.

GROK IMAGINE PROMPT SHARE : "a huge diamond-like lion, made of crystal, is roaring on the white beach, and next to it stands an elegant woman wearing a long dress, shimmering in the sunlight and sparkling like diamonds. the background features a clear blue sky and sea water, creating a dreamy scene."

This might be one of the realest lines ever spoken.

This is so true😂

Seeing this, you realize that magic is quite a skill. This is simply impossible for an ordinary person. They must practice quite a bit, but most people can't do it even if they practice.

Bro was homeless for 5 seconds