Callum Robertson

@g_gosden I'm looking forward to Musk turning his companies into Cooperatives

“I'm against globalist power. The UN should not have a lot of power. Who voted for them? I didn't vote for them. We want power to the people! Maximum power to the individual.” Who the fuck voted for Elon Musk?

@sportbible If you're caught watching illegally you have to play as a centre back for your team against Villa the next time John Duran gets subbed on.

@noeldacosta @CatieOsaurus I believe it would be the importance of the government investing in new art for it's cultural importance rather than it's financial return.

@CatieOsaurus I mean, sure, but comparing every last wannabe artist and playwrite with Shakespeare is a bit far fetched. What exactly are you calling for? Communism or feudalism? I can’t quite work it out?

@Truly_Defective These movies always look like absolute horseshit. What the hell is that mask? These bottom feeders are so concerned with being the first to get in on something they pay no consideration as to whether what they're making warrants existing.

@DavidThackeray1 You weren't wrong! What a show. Hope you get many wonderful more experiences on it!

@MindOfMrCallum I reckon you will love this one mate! Hope you are well. 🙏🏼

Not long now! #Kaos #Intimacycoordinator

@BazHamilton78 I think the point is that there's currently no evidence to suggest he was either Muslim or radicalised, so to suggest he was, at this point at least, is both foolish and harmful.

Ive seen people commenting on the young boy from Wales who killed the children and wonder many more is christian,and his name Axel is Christian? So we're the two murderers that killed Lee Rigby. Because he had a Christian name, does not mean he wasn't radicalised by Islamic hate.

Farewell Andrea Jenkyns 👋 [sound on]

@sendembackuk @reformparty_uk This is from the Mayoral election, not from today.

@Truly_Defective I see Kurt Angle's had his eyebrows done.

@Truly_Defective A 'studio audience' laugh track on a fucking cartoon is bizarre in itself. This has the same energy as that tragic Rob Schneider sitcom.

Left: Rishi Sunak, "I understand why you're frustrated with our party, with me, I get it.. Before you make that choice, think" Right: The Conservative Party HQ have changed the name of their Twitter account to 'Tax Check UK' which leads you to a website that presents incorrect and misleading information about Labour's tax plans So yes, think. Ask yourself if you can trust a party in government that needs to mislead and tell outright lies to win votes. Because if that's the standard you expect from a Prime Minister and a government, I feel sad for you

@RobinFlavell Lost Profits

If the Tory Party were a band what would they be called? I’ll start The Bet Shop Boys

@Truly_Defective I think he'll do 1 of 2 things post election: either leveraging his ability to liquidate Reform to get a senior role in the Conservative Party (becoming leader by the next election) or he launches his campaign for Proportional Representation. He's not going away unfortunately.

@TomDrawsThings @BrandSanderson I nearly spat out my beer! What was the whole quote? I'm trying to find it

The Premier League claim their financial rules "promote aspiration of clubs", yet debt-free #AVFC are selling a key player following UCL qualification and after spending less than every 'big six' club over the last four years. Douglas Luiz's transfer proves the system is broken.

@villareport @JacobSteinberg Maybe he doesn't feel ready for Champion's League Football.

🚨 Sources around a potential deal with Villa believe he is ready to bide his time & will not be pressured into agreeing to a transfer that is not right for his career. @JacobSteinberg #avfc

Someone needs to give the moderator a tazer. #ITVDebate

@Truly_Defective It's those people who say the same of Fellowship of the ring, just because there aren't as many 'epic' battle moments.

@democracycoma1_ @adrianlenard @sebserlo @Haggis_UK They're not asking for exclusion to be from accusation - it's from arrest they want it.

@adrianlenard @sebserlo @Haggis_UK It's also not up to Jess Phillips or Parliament to play judge and jury and to treat people as guilty of serious offences based on accusation alone.

Jess Phillips: "Just today... I've spoken to two women who were raped by members of this Parliament..."