Holy Forking ShirtBalls

As a part of cleaning up my act, I will do my best to be kinder, but no promises.😶

@BabblingBrooksi @BlueBoxDave They repeatedly vote him into office.🤷

@BlueBoxDave Connecticut deserves so much better leadership. It’s a shame.

The Senator from Tehran.

@saintsoftness @facetedcarapace Hate that commercial!😠

@facetedcarapace Why am I humming the stupid Skyrizi song.

Doing lines of Skyrizi in the bathroom of the Denver Airport

@allTexasBell @TrumpNewsFanss That Skyrizi commercial song is as annoying as last year's Allegra commercial! Why do they have to assault our eardrums?

@TrumpNewsFanss The Skyrizi commercials are the worst! Nothing is everythaaannng! Do they have to have sound effects of someone clawing away at scaly psoriasis??

BREAKING 🅱️ RFK Jr is preparing to ban Pharmaceutical Ads on TV.. Thoughts?

@1Nicdar Green beans.

Hmmm? 🤠

@Geniustechw Elton John did it better.

What is the first thought that enters your mind when you see this?

@AllyJKiss @javiermarr2533 She just took a bath, put on some makeup and nice clothes, her heart was still hateful.

@javiermarr2533 I was just thinking how much prettier she was back when her heart was not filled with so much hate.

It’s WILD seeing videos of the old Candace Owens. This is one I found from 6 years ago in which she mocks people blaming the Jews for everything and calls attention to the rise in antisemitism in an interview with her former boss, Dennis Prager. “They always blame Jewish people for everything. I think they’ve always done that since the beginning of time: No matter what, ‘it’s the fault of the Jewish people’ (laughs)…This uprising in antisemitic attacks…black people and Jews have always gotten along, we’ve always been like ‘Hey we’re in this boat of oppression by ourselves’ and there’s always been a natural bond and that’s being torn apart in a weird way…”

@AllyJKiss Jews were just a stepping stone for this opportunist. She'll say or do whatever brings in the attention and dollars.

@SkyNewsAust Surprised she didn't enclose a cheap picture frame with her photo.

Meghan Markle fans paid up to $3,199 to see her at the "luxury" Her Best Life retreat in Sydney - but the budget-style gift bags have left many less than impressed. skynews.com.au/lifestyle/cele…

@LauraLoomer She wasn't Catholic then, just a street smart, gold digging opportunist.

Candace Owens was living with a man named Ryan who she was dating for 7 years when she came home one day and told him she was engaged to George Farmer. How is she a devout Catholic? 2 weeks before she was engaged to George Farmer, she was living in Philadelphia with Ryan and her cat. She was planning to marry Ryan. Then she met George and 2 weeks later, she was engaged to him because he had more money than Ryan. Don’t let her tell you she’s some devout Catholic. She’s for the streets. Ryan was her Republican boyfriend who “converted her” from Democrat to Republican by helping her make videos under the username RedpillBlack. How do I know? Because Candace invited me to dinner with her and Ryan in Connecticut multiple times in 2017. She is a social climber and will say and do anything for money and fame, including abandon a man she spent 7 years with for a lady like Brit with a trust fund and rich daddy. Isn’t that right, @TheLordFarmer? Please tell us why you don’t follow your daughter in law on X.

@nicksortor He has a lot of "irons in the fire".

@TheKVictor Society will turn to crap.😠

@MissBeaHavin Oh on the contrary. He learned from the best fraudster there is: Biden. 😡

Yes, that's how this whole thing works!

@FunkyCattyAu At least it wasn't a banana, still pathetic.

#HerBestLife #ThePhoneyRoyalTour

@JoanneMason11 Domestic violence is a terrible trap, especially for women. It's very hard to escape, her poor soul must have been so tortured. I hope she didn't have young children.

A woman our shelter worked with for years, who struggled to break free of domestic violence, took her life last night. The damage done by her abuser haunted her, as did the inaction of many people in a position to help. Some days, I really just want to burn shit to the ground.

@ElisabethPigati @DrVeroniCoTM I was thinking OJ trial, "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit" but I could imagine a spin in TV or movies.

@MissBeaHavin @DrVeroniCoTM Your tweet reminds me of a television show and it’s driving me crazy that I can’t think of which show it’s reminding me of

@TheKVictor @cactusncookies 🤣

@cactusncookies We hope your food was cold. 😝😄

Guys I hate to say this but I’m gonna have to leave X and focus on my health, nutrition, and physical fitness goals. I’ll miss you guys but the time to focus on myself is NOW. So I’m gonna go have lunch, a workout, and then I’ll be right back here. See you in an hour or so!

@IndianaGPA 🤣

It was at this moment little Tommy realized his license was suspended and there was a warrant out for him 😂 Looks like he’s used to running from the law! 😆

@royalsinsider_ I'd rather be called waity Katie than Meggy skanky.

Meghan Markle’s venomous “Waity Katie” slip: The Petty, jealous dagger she just plunged into Princess Catherine’s back – and why it proves she’s the Palace’s most to xic bu lly...watch full video in Thread below🧵👇

@NahBabyNahNah Doesn't every high school girl wear an Oscar de la Renta dress for their high school prom.😉

Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday Rose attends prom in Oscar de la Renta ballgown The model sparkled for her high school dance. pagesix.com/2026/04/20/sty…

@MatthewSproul13 @Knoxcat55 Agree. But Harry will never agree to a deal with the King like Andrew did. He doesn't even honor his agreement with the late Queen.

@MissBeaHavin @Knoxcat55 If Parliament does decide to remove his titles there isn't much Henry can do to stop them.

The King HAS IN FACT removed Andrew's titles. It's not up for debate. It's already been proven. He can do the same for Harry and Meghan and so far, he's CHOSEN not to. So Royalists, it's ok to disagree with me but you don't get to rewrite history and say this isn't a straight up fact.