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STOP MAKING ME WATCH SCENES THAT ARE JUST TWO STRAIGHT MEN TALKING NO ONE WANTS THIS #TheValley

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy @XoAmandaFrances @NBCUniversal @BravoWWHL @peacock I mean, what else are they gonna talk about

Should Amanda Frances get a sophomore season on #RHOBH? 💎

Did West just say “I’m gonna skip showie” talking about a shower? #SummerHouse

If you don’t know who reporter Christina Gibson is, I don’t want to hear your take on Scamanda. #SummerHouse

A male centered woman is not your friend. Beware. #SummerHouse

@christress Trust your instincts

As someone who is conversational but not fluent in Summer House, i’m taking this time to listen and learn. I am also trying to not let my unconscious biases (finding West hot, Ciara stunning, and Amanda annoying) cloud my judgment at this time. Love and light to all

It’s fuck Kyle Cooke. It’s always been fuck Kyle Cooke. It will always be fuck Kyle Cooke. A loser. #summerhouse

This Justin Bobby ass mother fucker. #SouthernHospitality

I stand with Bailey. Ben sucks and he’s not even that hot. #SummerHouse

When WHITNEY is the voice of reason and you still refuse to look inward…. My god #SouthernCharm

Salley and Jesse Solomon are inevitable. #southerncharm #summerhouse

Imagine looking at Dorit and saying “How have you not written a book?” Imagine. #RHOBH

The fact that no one knows Johnnie Weir and Tara Lipinski are best friends is driving me to the brink of insanity. #TheTraitors

One thing about #RHOSLC ? They’re gonna come up with new and inventive ways to rip one another apart in a finale.

@Conblob @youwouldntpost I’m not reading all that. I’m happy for you tho, or sorry that happened

The lack of a character limit constraint has meaningfully hurt his ability to shape popular culture and discourse the way he used to. Legitimately unreadable wall of text.

When Meredith pulled out the pee tests. #RHOSLC

Watching everyone somehow defend Gretchen in this #RHOC reunion.

Bronywn contemplating an open relationship after Todd was caught looking at pictures of other women would’ve been the entire season of RHOBH. On RHOSLC, it’s the C storyline. NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE OUR GIRLS. #RHOSLC

RIP Soup Man (2025-2025) #RHOSLC

@greg16676935420 And her name is Bronwyn Newport

There’s a very lucky lady out there somewhere who will get to wear this for the rest of her life