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@markjamesede I agree. I feel like we are the minority though but Ronnie has surprised me so much. I really liked him

Love Island goes on too long. They end up letting their masks slip and show themselves to be not nice people. Harriet, Ronnie, Elma all vile.

@TheElzenitho @kayzywizzzy 😂😂

@kayzywizzzy It’s both exciting and terrifying. Had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on myself one night. Never eating while laying on my bed again😅

Guys do not skip the phase of living alone, Amazing experience

@kayzywizzzy It’s so lonely in the evenings

Not even news of a Beyonce concert is exciting me. That’s how you know…

Love is

@fesshole God bless you

Used to work in the kitchen at maccies for 7 years. I put an extra nugget in every box the whole time I was there

@gec236 😂😂😂😂

@MissJames89 Yep … what a bi*ch - hope her bedroom is now covered in mould

Amy was actually vile towards Luke. Awful behaviour #MAFSUK

FIRST BLACK WINNERS OF LOVE ISLAND UK GIVE IT UP FOR MIMI ANS JOSH #Loveisland

Just showed my youngest this and his mind is now blown 😁😁😁

me: "I love skincare!" me when it’s time to wash my face at night:

Starting to like my own company again. Nice after all these years!

Menstruation should last 5 Minutes and just Be like"Hello Madam You Are Not Pregnant see you Next Month bye"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Watching #MeaCulpaNetflix, don’t txt.

@fesshole 😂😂😂😂 sorry. Kids are savage though

Teacher here. Got a haircut so bad that I got signed off work for 6 weeks as the kids were that brutal.

You: “Only three days until Christmas!” Your body: “Here, have a cold!”

@fesshole Omg!

Wife is desperate to have kids, but it's just not happening for us. She recently suggested I go to a doctor to "check it all works down there". Sttruggled to bite my tongue and not tell her it must be her as I had to take my mistress to have a termination a few months ago

@fesshole Wow! 😂

I'm 43 and recently had the chance to start a wild affair with a 26 year old who is clearly out of my league. I didn't, not out of any moral objection or even loyalty to my wife. The real reason: My wife's cooking is phenomenal and I would never jeopardise access to her food

@fesshole 🤮🤮🤮🤮

After I have washed up, once the water has drained I eat the bits left in the plug hole. Cabbage and chicken really don't taste any different