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Absolutely appalled that these have just been delivered by @marksandspencer for Mother’s Day. Half dead. Half crushed. Half floppy.

“Get in Loser, we’re going shopping”

I know a man and a bride… #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSUK2025

Had to update my driving liscence. You are now expected to download an app, which scans your face and passport. I feel like the gvmnt have now locked me in for a digital ID. If I refuse? Well, they now have all they need to sanction me anyway. Or I’m just paranoid? @RupertLowe10

Staff at bag drop for @British_Airways at @Gatwick_Airport have got to be the rudest, most unhelpful, least patient people I’ve EVER had the misfortune to encounter. Absolutely disgraceful.

I’d like to personally thank Mother Monster for her close & intimate gig at the @TheO2 arena last night @ladygaga it was everything!

@ScottishSun it’s just called Autumn dude, relax 🤣🤣🤣

I have bought from cheap places, expensive places, and those in between. But quite frankly, none of them provide as consistantly poor an online customer service experience as @ZARA …beyond woeful. Constantly.

Can’t believe it’s my Tay-avesary. What a happy world it felt that day. #TaylorSwift 💛💜💚❤️🩵🩷

@NoContextHumans The gym engagement. The distracted 2nd character…The “energised” press ups 🤣 this looks straight out of @TheSims 🤣

Why did he propose at the gym?😭 x.com/Cherdleys2/sta…

@georgegalloway Hahaha… UK…. Sun…. Government 😅😅

We must ALL step forward to halt this insanity

Ryan saying about being a trophy husband…typically, the person doesn’t have a head that *literally* resembles a trophy…🏆 😭😭 #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight

Congratulations Tony and Morena xoxo #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS

Great. Now I might like Eliot. Well done Veronica. Good grief. #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia

Got to hand it to them. Every season I’m convinced the producers have found the most unhinged tree goblin in Australia, and every year they manage to exceed my expectations #MAFSAU #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia #MAFSAustralia

Hi Ukraine/@realDonaldTrump et al Please don’t involve or draft me or my family, or bomb me to pieces for a war I don’t really understand, a side I honestly don’t really know if I should or shouldn’t take, and something I have zero interest in being part of because…war, yuck👍

What a beautiful, well made series, #BoyzoneNoMatterWhat is ❤️

#Boyzone were my world for years and years.I idolised Stephen Gately. Since the day he died I haven’t been able to listen, watch or engage with anything related to the band or the members. I’m about to watch #BoyzoneNoMatterWhat and probably about to do a lot of crying ❤️

This is exactly how I would expect someone on the round table to spell my name #TraitorsUK Naomi Nahome Neeooooommmmey Nihiahmi Naeowhmeey

Cool.So when you send a return to @ZARA they can just decide it as “not perfect” condition+threaten to not issue future refunds.With👌proof.So they not only charge for delivery,charge for return, have the product, they can then keep your money too.