Allanah D.

@NoFilterSkin Yes.

Do yall clean your house before you leave for a vacation so you can come home to a clean house?

@mymixtapez Wow. That’s all I got.😳

Woman goes viral for revealing the identity of her baby’s potential father instead of having a gender reveal party: "I’m team red but my family team blue"

@AjFromUpt There’s only about 5 of y’all. 😆🤔

And why y’all never with these so called better men? I be confused by that lol

@t_sadiity 😆😆😆😆

Dont drink them Don Julio drinks at Applebees .. my teeth loose

@fq99Ot I meant for the person you slept with.

@fq99Ot You stayed strong as you could.😇

I’m tickled.😆

@BabaDClint 😆😆😆😆

This cracked me up so bad 😭🤣

@jas_d_barbie 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Been kiss!ng for an hour and you’re still asking me to play with your d!ck before it stands. Gtf of my face, you impótent.

@Be_like_legend 😆‼️

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH A MF & THAT MF SAID NO???

Not talking all day is 100% ok with me, thinking you still my ngga is crazy asf tho😂

@RoyIsThaTruth Sis sounds talented.😆🤷🏽‍♀️

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales. Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens. According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself: “Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director” Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast. Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like: “Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!” before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle. Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included: • 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies” • A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage” • Two air fryers labeled “training equipment” • A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss” • Three candles marked “emotional support lighting” • A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement” Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time. “She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’” Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as: “Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.” Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read: “Boss Babe Energy.” When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise. She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.” Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her: “The CEO of Self Checkout.

they want u to be perfect while u accept them as they come #nah

We’re not!

@delonperc Yep.

Do girls get genuinely excited like YAYY, I'M GETTIN A DICK TONIGHT!. Do they?

y’all be wanting to have a reset with someone without accountability and I’m sorry but no

be okay with losing a man who doesn't prioritize you

Idc how “sweet” of a girl i am. I know how to walk a dog when necessary

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

Everyone shut up I just learned a new word: Eremition (eh-ruh-mish-un) The act of gradually fading from the lives of others, not out of malice, but a desire for solitude or renewal.