MissionLoco

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@MissionLoco No.

Someone is casting a Daniel Lurie impersonator for a gay adult film, and the organizers confirm the casting call circulating in the Castro is legitimate. We followed up with the email on the flyer. A person named Scooter responded with these details: * The casting call is genuine and seeks a Lurie impersonator as the star * The film’s title is “Let’s Blow San Francisco” * It’s being produced independently * The budget is “whatever our team can pool together” * The plan is to collaborate with an established adult film studio to navigate the rules The project is in its earliest stages; casting the lead is step one thebolditalic.com/a-daniel-lurie…

@bmitori I will inspect!!

@MissionLoco I've had Tartine and Arsicault, my current favorite is KC Paris Desserts on Fillmore. This is a rose and chocolate chip cookie.

The BEST chocolate chip cookies in the galaxy, ranked from intergalactically delish to Universally spectacularest: #4 Depot Cafe (Mill Valley, pictured) #3 Tartine #2 Arsicault #1 Dandelion Chocolate Trust me on this.

@bonchieredstate @JCAndersonNYC Until I saw this, I had completely forgotten that self-immolating, anorexic neurotic @TaylorLorenz even existed.

"I hope the communist mayor can force bagel shops to serve my vegan slop cream cheese." Just incredible. It's like she was created in a lab.

@1dianesmith @WholeFoods I asked to speak with the manager the other day and they never showed up.

@MissionLoco @WholeFoods Who is the Manager? I saw a woman who didn't look like me walk out with an “armful” of groceries while I was there. There was no security at all. I reported the theft to an employee, and they looked in her direction. That was all.

Every time I go to the @WholeFoods in the Potrero flats it’s like this. Every damn time.

@StanleyRoberts A snack.

What do you call the end of a loaf of bread?

The sheer scale of waste + lies of those trying to profit off the Fentanyl crisis is staggering. They drop a hundred million bucks in a month — or often just in one week — in crackpot ideas born of posh PHD’s who’s only exposure to “marginal” populations is their household staff.

@C__TFR @WholeFoods Because they’re institutionally unprepared to cope with the utterly irrational: a city that permits drug zombies unfettered access to its riches.

@MissionLoco @WholeFoods why do private businesses let people like this into their stores?

@AdamPlantinga The 90’s are so BACK!

Went to a wedding this weekend & had a ball. Wore my high school graduation suit my parents bought me in 1991. I've mentioned this suit before, and some have raised doubts that it still fits so here's a pic. Look, people, I don't pretend to understand it any more than you do.

You know how it feels like every problem in San Francisco is caused by people who are woefully out of touch with reality? Well, not to pick, but this certainly illustrates the point: the mayor going to all this bother about a subject relevant to only 1/10th of a percent of us.

@WomenAreReals @ErinFriday75490 @bourne_beth2345 @Sac_TERF_Ca @bettersoma @markdfabela @SashaAguilar69 @Twolfrecovery @KDansky @MHurabiell @thomashawk Ha! You just know this left some of those Potrero Hill Bolsheviks in a swivet!

We don’t have Saikat’s money or Wiener’s powerful elite backers. So we got creative. Today, ~8,000 cars saw our 60 foot banner over San Francisco freeways: Hurabiell for Congress! The common sense candidate. votemarie.com

@ABC7 These are performative gestures by Bass in advance of the election (9 days away). This is theater — done solely to try to gaslight voters into thinking she’s done anything about drug tourism except encourage it.

Los Angeles police say they are addressing what they describe as a health and safety hazard on city streets following an operation at a homeless encampment near downtown L.A. Authorities said items at the site were blocking the sidewalk and that the encampment was crawling with rats. abc7.la/Hj6qfA

@dojphofficial why have you not arrested these people on federal charges?

The Chron dropped another “OpEd” that’s really just propagandistic pablum from a leeching nonprofit. In this case the San Anselmo (pop 12,000, avg income 2x nearby areas) “Climate Action Commission,” its 3rd rebrand since 2000 (it started as the “quality of life commission.”) 🙄

@war24182236 I think people assume I’m exaggerating, but I’m not. We converted a large % of public housing in San Francisco — many thousands of units (I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a 3rd of total units) — into zero-security housing for mostly not-locals who just came to SF to be addicts.

@war24182236 All this insanity does is EXPAND the zone of madness beyond the TL. Nothing will change long-term in the TL, but now we’ve opened new and expanded territories of SF for Cartel fentanyl sales and everything that comes with it. And we filled the nearby projects with addicts, too.

People returning back to San Francisco and shocked to see there local area looks different then what local media portrayed to be. LET’s GO SAN FRANCISCO

@dannoyes I’m still thinking about the figure you cut in that wetsuit. Very James Bond scuba scene! ;-)

SANDBAR FOLLOW — City said last week they’ve dredged the SF West Harbor and all boats can get through. This was last night, Thursday. Clearly, it’s not open to all boats and that was high tide.

@Polyvi9 @abc7newsbayarea @KPIXtv @KTVU @nbcbayarea That’s because they’re incompetent, don’t live here, don’t care and don’t have a clue.

@MissionLoco @abc7newsbayarea @KPIXtv @KTVU @nbcbayarea The silence from news outlets is deafening. We literally only have JJ out here reporting on the ground.

Hey @abc7newsbayarea @KPIXtv @KTVU @nbcbayarea why aren’t your reporters speaking truth to power? Instead they act as propaganda engines, covering up the truth. What aren’t you reporting this? Do you not think that the takeover of San Francisco by drug cartels is newsworthy?