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@twitter only represents the accounts of 17% of the U.S. It is not the end all be all of people’s actual opinions. It is just the loudest that like to see themselves talk.

The numbers just got updated. Since inauguration day the Trump administration has DEPORTED 647,000 illegals. 2.3 million more have self-deported (because they're smart). That's nearly THREE MILLION GONE. Who voted for this?

🚨 Breaking: The new head of Basij who replaced the previous head of Basij who was eliminated yesterday, was eliminated today

Mayor Mamdani’s homophobic, racist terrorist-sympathizing wife, who recently got exposed called black people ni***rs and gay people f**s, has shut down her 𝕏 account.

I firmly believe that it is only you, Donald, who can achieve peace across the world. I did not say that. The Prime Minister of Japan did. Amazing.

BREAKING 🚨 US and Japan announce $40 billion nuclear power project

🚨 BREAKING: James O’Keefe just went FULL WAR MODE, announces he’s dropping ON-CAMERA evidence of voter fraud in California EVERY SINGLE DAY until someone gets ARRESTED! “We’re going to be launching a video each day, every day showing this exact same thing until somebody is arrested… I’m going to release one video a day, showing an illegal federal and state crime until somebody gets arrested.”

@ThrillaRilla369 Yep

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@camhigby Conservatives after catching dems lie and cheat always end up finding themselves in this position again. "It will be different".

@Rep_Stansbury Who do you represent?

@Rep_Stansbury You 👏 are 👏 never 👏 going 👏 to 👏 win 👏 another 👏 election.

This is asset seizure. 52% of California voters now support taxing Americans to pay for illegal alien healthcare.

🚨 LMFAO! New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is being mocked nationwide after she BEGGED people to move back from Florida 4 years ago, she was GLOATING, saying Republicans should "jump on a bus and head down to Florida" Mamdani will make the problem EVEN WORSE!

@CBSNews ...sorry, a what kind of man?????? You cannot hate the media enough.

Haitian man, actually.

For those of you not familiar. The A-10 Warthog is the ugliest, most absurdly beautiful killing machine to ever take flight. A flying chunk of titanium molded around a gatlin gun style cannon; the equally absurd 30mm GAU-8. It commands the adoration of troops on the ground as the sound of its unmistakable mating call the “brrrrrrp” overhead means several enemy fighters have been neutralized. It flies low and slow delivering death more intimately than any other fighter jet could fathom. Cloaked in armor, it’s rumored to be able to take damage to 70% of its airframe and still land with ease. It doesn’t need a long or even paved runway. The uppity nerds running the Air Force have decided to “phase them out” this year… yet here they are continuing to “get some”. I personally think that @USMC should take the them over… they fit perfectly in our “take old shit and make it great” culture.

Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊

Montana and Wyoming are sister states and you're not welcome in either one of them. Why? Because if you weren't raised here, you will never fit into our world. Here's the annual machine gun and cannon shoot. You're not ready for our culture.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Some good news for your Thursday ..