Tian Feng

I've been to the year 3000

@JonE_G3 @MrBearBets Degenerates

@MrBearBets Appreciate you gang. New follower here. Last 2 days I’ve cashed out early.

OMG this is where we at half.. we are looking EXTREMELY good 👀 If this cashes I’m giving away $100 to a FOLLOWER who LIKES this 👊🏼

@Bd_irB_ll Godin gang

The biggest thing we've lost in the sport is they hardly make CBs like this anymore. Not always in terms of quality but in terms of the love for the physicality of the position. I call them "Atleti CBs" categorized by how much Atleti miss having those guys (Gimenez last remnant)

If Elden Ring was like Expedition 33

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

@BellaBaddie__ Colgate clear

the brand name Oral B is so funny to me. wtf does the B stand for

That’s that me espresso!

@blakestonks Colgate clear I’m afraid

You buy crude here & don't look for a year. $CL

@JeffDLowe Norway winning it all I’m afraid

Unreal draw for US soccer at 2026 FIFA #WorldCup, a big departure from year's past. You get Turkey, Slovakia, Romania, or Kosovo as fourth. At worst you Turkey (Pot 2 equivalent); any of other three would be insane. First match for USA is vs. Paraguay on June 12th from LA.

@KobeissiLetter Palladium up next

What we are seeing in Silver right now is truly historic: Now above the 1980 and 2011 highs and above $55/oz for the first time in history. While everyone is fighting over the "AI bubble" precious metals are casually crushing every other asset class. What does it mean? Gold and silver always know what's coming next, first. Own assets or be left behind.

@KobeissiLetter Palladium is clear I’m afraid

Silver prices are quietly up +11% over the last 5 days, even as the government shutdown is about to end. If the $2,000 stimulus checks actually happen, momentum is going to accelerate quickly. Gold and silver always know first.

@OpenAI Comet clear im afraid

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the people don’t wanna hear that the secret to my ~lifestyle~ is unironically living in ohio. i can afford 5 noguchi lamps because i live in ohio

This is where you need to be. Viktor Gyökeres is a Gunner ✊ Narrated by Kojey Radical 🎙️

So interesting that animals can be domesticated so easily simply by feeding them. Thankfully this trait doesn't correlate to humans

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

The Ramones Incel JarJar Binks 🤝 I wanna beesa dated

Level up 🎉 I reached @localguides level 3 by helping others explore on Google Maps. #localguides pic.x.com/dpNBxmhhD5

[I’ve traveled back in time to 1720] JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH: do they still play the harpsichord in the future? ME: only Vampire Weekend sometimes JS BACH: Vampire We- ME: do you want to try texting and driving?

@Pickles4D I’d like to play though

Here me out - a show similar to #Survivor. But with competitive, fit, intelligent, straight, white people. We'll call it Cracker Camp so it's mildly offensive to quiet the offended but would be actually interesting to watch

BABY MAMA PALACE DRAMA PART II As promised, here are the rest of the ladies in Elon’s life—and their Chinese Imperial Drama counterparts. The Forgotten Empress – Justine Musk Justine once wryly described herself as a “Starter Wife”—but here, we’ll call her what she truly is: the Forgotten Empress. She arrived before the Emperor fully came into his own, and though she had her virtues, he quickly moved on to flashier, more idiosyncratic women. Her historical counterpart? Empress Xu of the Ming Dynasty. Like Justine, she retained a sense of dignity despite losing favor. She was also a writer, compiling biographies of virtuous women and even transcribing a Buddhist sutra she saw in a dream. But fate wasn’t done with her. When her son ascended as Emperor Xuanzong, she became Empress Dowager—and her fortunes changed dramatically. She became a stabilizing force, kept the eunuchs in check, and orchestrated a smooth transfer of powerto her grandson when Xuanzong died. Will Justine get her own slow-burn victory?