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Mistress Wanda

@MistressWanda

Professional liar, part time psuedo-goddess and fledgling, fumbling, frustrated writer. Please be patient with me, I was born in the 1900’s.

right behind you..... Katılım Mayıs 2009
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
America is worth protecting. 🇺🇸
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lizzie | vox's loyal servant ☁️
i've talked about this before but it genuinely pisses me off when people say that alastor demon alastor was a downgrade/glow down, like oh my GOSHH absolutely NOT. that man got prettier and much hotter, you can call my bby anything BUT ugly
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Mistress Wanda
Mistress Wanda@MistressWanda·
@debergerac_art If the giveaway is open to US entries, then my favorite headcannon is Al is asexual but severely touch starved. He desperately needs someone to curl up with, sleep next to.
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Mistress Wanda
Mistress Wanda@MistressWanda·
@LakotaMan1 Yeah…. Here in the pharmacy where I work… we call them “crazy eyes”. The ones where we wonder will they break or set the pharmacy on fire.
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Lakota Man
Lakota Man@LakotaMan1·
This bitch is fucking weird.
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Mistress Wanda
Mistress Wanda@MistressWanda·
@FLOTUS Your bigoted husband shared video of a former first family as monkeys. He called for genocide. He is a sexual predator and adulterer. Start with your own home lady.
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First Lady Melania Trump
Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonCentral·
Twitter is censoring anyone who says or implies that Trump staged a shooting again. Whatever you do, do not post about how this was a giant sympathy farming false flag completely staged by the regime.
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Mistress Wanda@MistressWanda·
@HQNewsNow So if we collectively hex him… he’ll believe it? Good, good…..
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Headquarters
Headquarters@HQNewsNow·
Here is Trump's new acting Secretary of the Navy worrying about "witchcraft" and the "Wiccan community" taking over in California
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Mistress Wanda@MistressWanda·
@WhiteHouse Yet we are trapped with a president with obvious mental decline….
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
“YOU CAN’T COMPROMISE ON SANITY AND COMMON SENSE!” So true, Mr. President!
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonOne·
JUST IN: Archeologist thinks new tech could reveal where the Lost Ark is hidden at last
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
American father shows his daughter is being given indoctrination material at her public school An entire assignment on Kamala Harris, her accomplishment, education, jobs and how great she is Public schools are liberal indoctrination camps. Imagine if this was about Donald Trump
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Lakota Man
Lakota Man@LakotaMan1·
I swear to God, MAGA’s are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
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Mistress Wanda
Mistress Wanda@MistressWanda·
@WhiteHouse I don’t want a single dime of my taxes going to this gaudy vanity project.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
The United States Triumphal Arch – Celebrating 250 Years of America 🇺🇸
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chiky handler
chiky handler@chiky_handlr·
Do you support South Park continuing to insult President of the United States (Trump)?
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just BOARDED Air Force One, en route to Virginia for a big event This guy is a total WORKHORSE! He never stops fighting for America! Have a safe flight 🇺🇸
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM APPROVED ✅
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Sarah Sizzle
Sarah Sizzle@sizzle_sarah·
Yes I am. What about you?
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