Mitchell Arteta ( U n v e r i f i e d 👎🏼)

@fesshole I'd never have a threesome - if I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd have dinner with my parents

@davidyelland Your distinct lack of class is quite sad

Arsenal don’t seem to understand why they are hated by every other club. Is it the cheating? Is it the inexplicable decisions by Premier League referees? Partly. And they deny both. But mainly it is the lack of class, the sense of entitlement… I have never known a team so despised…. when you are Champions you have to stay humble and they have not.

@TashP351 THAT unconditional love 😍🥰

How it started How it’s going

A great camera angle of the greatest goal in Premier League history

@ZackPolanski @Steven_Swinford @tompeck

@Steven_Swinford @tompeck Wes Streeting's main problem here is that people can't stand Wes Streeting.

Superb piece from @tompeck who went out door-knocking with Wes Streeting in his constituency Streeting was withering about the Greens “Without traducing the entire Green Party and their activist base when I see some of the people who joined the Labour Party under Jeremy Corbyn, and have since left the Labour Party and joined the Greens, I feel a sense of relief “I feel sorry for the old, cuddly environmentalists who are now overrun with a bunch of people who made the Labour Party unelectable, who’ll be delighted that Zack Polanski would happily pull us out of Nato and they’ll make every excuse under the sun to defend the indefensible.” And here he is on the independents: “We’re voting for Redbridge council, not the UN security council. Who you choose to run your local council matters and the Redbridge independents represent a divisive brand of sectarian politics. I don’t want to see Redbridge becoming a basket case or a rotten borough like Tower Hamlets.” thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

Name one person who could make a better prime minister than this man. I'll wait. #WesWeCan

@sales_belinda @SangitaMyska 100 % ? 🙄

@SangitaMyska She can fuck off. I'm a Labour member and support Starmer 100%.

NEW: Labour MP Catherine West says if a cabinet minister does not put themselves forward to challenge Keir Starmer as party leader by Monday, she will attempt to trigger a leadership contest herself — BBC

Snooker is a very underrated sport, it looks boring but when you truly understand it, its so fascinating and thrilling, just like Test Cricket. I have followed 7 sports for so many years , so i do think my opinion is quite valid so please no one come for me 🤣 #WorldChampionship

@Turnball1903711 @CountBinface No, but Trump got his arse handed to him for thinking this would be an easy, quick win ....

@CountBinface Did he blockade the table? 🙃

Iranian defies odds to defeat Trump.

@Pavlo__Escobar I just can't see it Mate (along with others weirdly)

@MitchellArteta whats Brexit got to do with it lol, i personally think he is a great ambassador for the sport

I do think Kyren Wilson gets a lot of hate for no reason, Its fine to dislike players but he gets way too much hate and criticism for the tiniest things. I personally wouldn’t have celebrated like that but at the same time there was nothing wrong with it, both are professionals playing a World Championship match and the stakes are high. On that note, Rob Walker gets hate for little things too, people make big things out of minor stuff. I’ve noticed players like Mark Selby and Judd Trump used to get that same hate over the years too , and still do at times.

@Snooker147Lover He lacks class (FULLSTOP)

I understand it was a tough win with a lot of nerves, but to celebrate like that against a teenager... Really? 🤦‍♂️ Another confirmation that Kyren Wilson's the biggest cunt on the tour. And no one is even close. #WorldChampionship

@Shepperd156 @abierkhatib

@abierkhatib We won in so many angles your little brain can’t comprehend. NATO, exposed. Loyd’s of London, exposed. Our supposed allies, exposed. The war in Ukraine and our allies involvement, exposed. China, won’t have the fuel to invade Taiwan, that’s a big one. And much more.We already won

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

@Ron1n_1 @umyaznemo Are you allowed to use scissors unsupervised ? 😂😂

Did you hear about THE VILE SCUMSLIMS WHO’VE RAPED, MURDERED, VIOLENTLY ASSAULTED AND ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR JUST ABOUT EVERY TERRORISM ATTACK WORLDWIDE SINCE 2001? DO YOU TALK ABOUT THE CHILD MARRIAGE’S THAT LEAD TO ADOLESCENTS BEING RAPED REPEATEDLY? HOW ABOUT THE GIRL IN SPAIN WHO WAS JUST EUTHANIZED BY THE STATE AFTER HAVING BEEN RAPED VIOLENTLY BY SCUMSLIMS, LEADING TO HER BECOMING A QUADRIPLEGIC? HOW ABOUT THE YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL WHO WAS KIDNAPPED ON HER WAY TO SCHOOL AND WAS FORCIBLE RAPED BUT WHO? ANOTHER VILE SCUMSLIM. WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL WHO WAS RAPED BY A VILE SCUMSLIM AND WAS SENT TO PRISON FOR BEING RAPED, WAS FORCED TO DELIVER THE RAPISTS BABY IN PRISON, THEN WAS FORCED TO MARRY HER RAPIST TO GET HER “HONOR” BACK AND WAS FORCED TO HAVE TWO MORE CHILDREN WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT SCUMSLIM. LOL DEFENDING A VILE, SHITSLAIST TERROR STATE IS HILARIOUS.

Did you hear about the latest war crime?

@AnnMSinnott @DovForman @stephenpollard @Keir_Starmer Your autocorrect has inserted 'Islamists' instead of 'Israel' You're welcome 👍

@DovForman @stephenpollard @Keir_Starmer Starmer panders to Islamists so don't hold your breath.

In 48 hours the Government has gone from "we'll bring forward legislation to proscribe the IRGC as soon as possible" to "we keep it under review." If @Keir_Starmer was serious about "antisemitism having no place in Britain", he'd proscribe the IRGC as promised in his manifesto.

@TashP351 Beau asked me to wish Paddington a very Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉

Paddington is 11. 🎉

@Alee93ale Yes

🚨Simple YES or NO poll. Israel The largest terrorist organization in history???? A. Yes B. No

@juliandorey That's next year's Best Picture Oscar sewn up .... 😂😂

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

@KosherChutzpah @jsgaetano @AssalRad @grok 'Axis of evil' ?!?! Over last 30 years, you're referring to U.S. and Israel, right ? Your propogandist language is demeaning your argument.

@jsgaetano @AssalRad @grok tell JSGaetano how psychotic it is to say that Israel is bombing Iran "unprovoked" and let him know how many missiles Iran and the axis of evil fires at Israeli civilians since Oct 7 alone.

They’re not even subtle.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.