George Floyd

@kurtengburner @x0reanna_ You realize some people can safely drive after drinking a lot of alcohol.

@x0reanna_ She drove drunk and could have killed herself or someone else. That sounds like someone who is a piece of shit!

I hate to be #thatguy but sometimes a joke just writes itself #DUI

@italoking420 @Absolute_Cvnt Juan has won 1 graded stake outside of CA.

@Absolute_Cvnt Jose is way better than Paco , & where is Juan Hernandez?

Jockey Tiers: Tier 1: Irad Ortiz jr Tier 2: Egan, Prat, Gaffalione, Luis Saez Tier 3: Ramon Vasquez, Jose Morelos, Vicente Del-Cid, Jose Ortiz, Paco, Husbands, Marin Geriatric tier: used to be good Johnny V, Castellano, Mike Smith Mount Dependent: Junior, Keith A, Erik A

@colincowherd In the old days, Michigan's athletes were like Gerald Ford. Now we have illiterate thugs like Yaxel Lendenbourg and weirdos with made up names like Cadeau.

Amazing night of college sports. Players and their families should be proud. Thank you for the last month of dedication. Oh yea, almost forgot, isn’t it about time for the “NIL has killed college sports” crowd to check in.

President Trump's conversation with the kids at the White House Easter Egg Roll is peak comedy 😂 Trump: "I could sign autographs for you guys. And then tonight, you could sell it for $25,000 on eBay!" Kids: "Could you sign mine?!" Trump: "[Granddaughter] Carolina's the only one that doesn't want my autograph...I would say Carolina has ZERO interest in my autograph." *signs a kid's drawing* "I think I'm going to sign this, that way I'll say I drew it. Look, I drew it! Look at what I did, everybody!" Kids: "Oh yeah!" *one kid asks about Biden* Trump: "Biden?!...He'd have an autopen following him, Joe Biden. He didn't sign anything. He was incapable of signing...So they'd follow him around with a BIG machine. Do you know what it was called? An AUTOPEN! And it'd have the autopen sign for him...Not too good, right?"

@DavidEickholt I turned down Sydney Sweeney too.

Ben McCollum turned down UNC. He has repeatedly said that he wants to be in Iowa for the long haul. Called it a “destination job” when he was first hired.

@EliotClough They had a .500 record in conference and made the tournament as a 9 seed with a departing transfer 1st round NBA pick. It seems like they will go back to the gutter.

Iowa fans have every reason to fill up Carver-Hawkeye Arena next season. This run to the Elite Eight, plus Ben McCollum's decision to not even consider the North Carolina job, should do more than reinvigorate this fan base. Hawkeyes have a real chance to be a team to be reckoned with in the Big Ten -- and on the national state -- for years to come. CHA should be rocking every night.

@DavidEickholt If I was a recruit, I wouldn't like a head coach blatantly lying to me.

Doubt Ben McCollum goes down this recruiting route, but would be interesting for him to tell portal prospects: I turned down a potential opportunity at North Carolina because we’re building something at Iowa. It’s a nice flex.

@HenryDembski @RacingDFS The Puma's trainer and jockey have both won the Kentucky Derby, not Commandment's.

@RacingDFS Puma had every opportunity to win. I’ll side with horse who has better Sire, trainer and Jockey.

updated Kentucky Derby top 7 list that no one asked for … 1) The Puma 2) Commandment 3) Further Ado 4) Renegade 5) Potente 6) Emerging Market 7) Chip Honcho Class President out, off Derby trail. The Puma into #1. Renegade up, Potente down. Emerging Market in. 🌹

@CBKReport @MattNorlander I don't believe that. He would have crawled to Chapel Hill.

Iowa Head Coach Ben McCollum turned down the chance to interview for the UNC job and the program quickly pivoted to Mike Malone, per @MattNorlander. Iowa’s got a good one.

@racing_dudes Those futures bets can't be cancelled.

Curious… who’s actually sitting on a Cherokee Nation 18-1 future for the Derby? 😅 No judgment here — safe space.

@fatbaldguyracin @NTamm1215 He shouldn't be ahead of the top Jap horse.

Further Ado 106 beyer . Now who ends up favorite this number is light yrs higher than the rest ……not saying he will win ….. just talking figures and who is now fav @NTamm1215

@JoshPateCFB Nosmith.

When I am CFB Commissioner we will never do this

@WestsideLAGuy High school girls view SEC schools as their meal ticket to a great life.

@Mitole2019 lol no

Much needed context here. Vandy is the ONLY SEC college that is top 15 academically. Also ACC should not be lumped in with SEC as it’s far stronger academically.

@racing_dudes The only way to make it work is to offer horrible odds on all the horses that can win.

Well... this is interesting. Fixed-odds would be amazing!

Fuck Donald Trump and Gig’em Ags

@JayWiz7 @fatbaldguyracin Seems obvious that he is going to wire the field.

@fatbaldguyracin I like Chip Honcho

Nice field

@osbornforne I looked at this quickly and assumed he was getting his 50th covid booster.

My name’s Dan Osborn. I'm a steamfitter from Omaha, Nebraska. I punched a clock in a factory for 20 years. Now I'm running for U.S. Senate against Pete Ricketts, the son of a billionaire who had a Senate seat handed to him and has used it to serve his wealthy friends ever since. Four straight polls show this race is TIED. If a mechanic beats a billionaire in Nebraska, it will send shockwaves through our entire political system. This is the race. Working people versus the people who have rigged the game against them.

 Thank you to everyone who voted to help me pick out my newest tattoo: Nebraska’s State Bird, the Meadowlark.

@ShotTakingTime Parx should raise their takeout to 100 percent and use that money to subsidize the other tracks to reduce their take.

Perfectly timed ride. Float the horse to the 8 path on the turn. Look behind a dozen times. No whip or even shake up the horse. Plus Guadaloupe Guerrero was the trainer so you know there could never be any monkey business. Congrats to all involved

@missmommymolly It takes a strong man to be in touch with his feminine side. Mr. Noem is strong.

Kristi Noem’s husband is one of many MAGA men living their life in secret. MAGA attracts weak men riddled with guilt and shame and gives them an outlet to project those feelings onto others. Strong, high quality men who are confident in their identities don’t need to put others down and be part of a hateful movement to feel good about themselves.