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Mitysto

@Mitysto

I think I accidently grew old. Proud father of three! The original me. Accept no substitute!

Denmark Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@MbarkCherguia I’d shove him the fuck out of the way. Accidentally of course. Like, I tripped or something.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?
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loqzforex@loqzfv3x·
@PoliceThePolic1 nah i’ve had old people tell me to fix my attitude or ill get fucked up for it plenty of times, this dude definitely chose the wrong words for the wrong kids. He definitely isn’t a bad person imo but unfortunately a bit agitated
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Police The Police 2.0
Police The Police 2.0@PoliceThePolic1·
⚠️ Cop Tells 2 12 Y/O Kids "I'll Blow Your Brains Out. I'm a State Trooper, I will Get Away With It." For the crime of catch and release fishing, an off duty "State trooper" threatened the young men with decapitation & proudly proclaimed he'd get away with it.
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@lady_valor_07 I'm speeding towards a cardiac arrest. Don't give a fuck about fries
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LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@kumxem Women aren’t the same thing anymore because of their own body and body shape they just have a more normal way to look and act and look and feel and look and act different than the rest and they are just different and they don’t even have the right way of thinking about their body
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kuki@kumxem·
Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@ochocinco Id just let her do her thing. She knows what she’s doing. I’d ask her to explain it to you if you really want to know
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Chad Johnson
Chad Johnson@ochocinco·
Attempting to check my daughters math homework & how the hell am i supposed to know if the 2nd answer is correct when i don’t understand the problem 😂
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@BrandonStraka What was ‘man’ expecting to find in his memory foam mattress if not “a bunch of foam”?
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Brandon Straka #WalkAway@BrandonStraka·
Man cuts open a $5,000 Tempur-Pedic mattress, claiming it’s just glued foam inside and not worth the price. "just a bunch of foam... not worth anywhere close to $5,000"
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AlphaFox@alphafox·
GenZ thinks that a thumbs up emoji is rude, and would appreciate if you stopped using it:
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Simi🦋🇺🇸@Simi_2210_·
If you solve this, you’re different Can you solve ?
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@symplyDAPO Its probably too late to suggest not letting retards own guns 🤦‍♂️
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@MercuriusFilius It’s just a concatenation of the numbers 10, 11, 12, 13, etc. and then split in sections of 3 digits, no?
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Mercurius@MercuriusFilius·
How would you answer this common Deutsche Bank interview question?
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3RaZoN@3razon_cs·
Got this today and someone just called me a new gen💀
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@GPAIndiana Only Americans can hear this and think “we need more guns” 🤦‍♂️
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G-MA & G-PA@GPAIndiana·
The Whole World Needs to Hear This Story!! 🫵
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@Jennnyyyyyy 38 I'd assume, but there are any number of valid answers
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Jenny@Jennnyyyyyy·
What comes next? 🤔
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Tarkov Basement Guy
Tarkov Basement Guy@TarkovBasement·
🎁It's giveaway time! 🎁 I'm giving away 3 keys for Escape from Tarkov: The Unheard Edition (EU). Rules: 👉 Follow 👉 Retweet 👉 Comment your favorite gun 📅The winners will be chosen at random and announced on April 12th. Good luck, bros!🚀
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@LacyHimself Keep your money. Focus on keeping your dedication to whatever goals you set for yourself above the money though
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Lacy@LacyHimself·
I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in. I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit. By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition. If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@jk_rowling Idk. I’ve been skating 30+ years. I stopped about 10 years ago because my hips and knees couldn’t take the abuse anymore. 90% of my torso wardrobe still consists of hoodies. Idgaf what other people think about me wearing a hoodie or regular grown up clothes 🤷‍♂️
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J.K. Rowling
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling·
I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@TansuYegen 'They' didn't teach you this way because it doesn't work.
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Mitysto@Mitysto·
@tradeit_gg The only real Counter-Strike is the pre 1.6 versions
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Tradeit@tradeit_gg·
Which Counter-Strike is your favourite?
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